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1.
A Flash animator who makes gothic movies about a freaky Goth girl and her pet rabid squirrel.
illwillpress uses Newgrounds.com to whore his web site.
by Mew Guy December 05, 2003
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2.
a funny website. though it uses the F-word more than needed, a lot of the cartoons in Illwillpress have a very good point to them.
"Don’t give me the “it’s a legitimate form of medicine.” Yeah, Great, Just what our healthcare system needs. A bunch of broke, potheads running into every hospital they see trying to get free medicinal marijuana, paid for by taxpayers so they can get high Because they came up with some dumbass fake disease. “My eye hurts. Give me some pot, doc.” Yeah OK. You know what you do? You light up a joint and put it out in their eye. That’s my prescribed use for medicinal marijuana."

~foamy in the cartoon "Drugs in your Head"

see? Illwillpress makes good points in a funny way, lol, "you light up a joint and put it out in their eye"
by conkerfreak333 January 27, 2006
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3.
Talentless hack who whores out his merchandise on Ebay/cafepress/Hottopic
"Illwillpress is a talentless hack"
by Communist Lock July 27, 2004
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illwillpress, the most overrated flash artist on the internet.

Illwillpress decided to start using flash to animate his not very successful comic series about a goth chick called Germaine and her odd couple friend, Foamy the squirrel. When his site was not getting any hits, he decided to start subitting the series to Newgrounds.com in an attempt to get some fans. His first few flash animations about Germaine were good and very successful, everyone liked the series. Then he introduced Foamy. Things started going downhill from there. He started getting lazy and started relying on Foamy motion tweening and ranting about something around the screen to make a cartoon with no real effort put into it whatsoever. While his idiot fans kept eating this crap up, the other flash animators on the site were getting pissed off at him, because he was stealing their awards by making these while the other flash animators that spent months on their flash got shit. He continues to do this everyday and his overrated fame is growing. He is still pumping out the same old cartoons to this day, and will never stop. He does not even care about Newgrounds or any other website he submits too, because he is an overrated, money hungry, talenless hack.

Vote 0 for the sake of humanity.
illwillpress is a talenless hack.
by Ctiger October 29, 2004
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5.
for all u ppl out there that dont like illwillpress o well most ppl do there for (unless ur a communist) the majority rules and illwillpress is good
i dont have an example cuz i dont want one
by soulhunter July 09, 2004
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