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22. unfuckwithable
To be the pinnacle of whatever you do; a person/place/thing that is the ultimate person/place/thing; it/they can't be beat whatsoever.
The illustration work of Aaron Horkey is unfuckwithable.
23. one-two punch
A catastrophic and vile risk one runs when engaging in anal sex with an inexperienced pair of cheeks. Whether urban legend or unfortunate reality, the scene is set when (for the purposes of illustration we shall assume a man and a woman) a dude finally gets his payoff after months of coaxing his girlfriend into letting him ride the hershey highway. He does everything right - the candles, the Barry White, plenty of lube and love... little does he know that individuals unused to getting shot from behind or suffering loose bowels may (... you see where this is going ...) explosively evacuate. One punch is thrown. The dude then looks down at the genital arena, is overcome with a wave of nausea and repulsion, and proceeds to hurl all over his lover's back. Punch two! Cleanup is rarely a simple matter. Maintaining the relationship, even less so.
"Dude, I heard he got treated to the one-two punch last night!"

"Harsh... keep him away."
by Shrapnel Dec 13, 2004 add a video
24. india
A sub-standard or expedient delivery solution to a computer related production issue
Man that cartoon used to have mint illustration but lately its india as
by lucyGeneric Jan 18, 2005 add a video
25. abtreiniolignant
If something sucks something sucks but if something sucks infinitly, like losing something you really need 7 hours before you really needed it its abtreiniolignant... Sourced from the mind of Dusty Scott, the cool blogger guy on Diaryland and Atlanta Illustrated.
"In my infinite idiocy, I left one of my pads of paper at the bookstore today. I returned after I realized my mistake to find that someone had walked off with it. No one had any idea where it was at all. This sucks in a gigantic way because it had the illustration that was to be the next cover of Link Magazine in it. Said illustration was to be delivered to Link in exactly seven hours, and now I get to look forward to calling the editor and explaining what a megalodouche I am. It sucks yet again because it had an unfinished portrait of a kid in it so now I get to start all over on that and that sucks so much " - Dusty Scott
by jillathee May 3, 2005 add a video
26. Nerd
A person who's highly intelligent and generally is against the mainstream of society. Unlike the goths, they are truely non-conformists. In the past they were generally shunned by society due to a lack of physical attractiveness, intelligence, and unusual maturity. A great illustration of Nerd life "back in the day" is the Revenge of the Nerds movies. In the modern area a "nerd" no longer is shunned from society. A modern nerd generally likes computers and video games. They could look like the nerds of old but they can also look like normal people.
Many have theorized to why nerds have been accepted into the mainstream. Two popular theories is that when video games became mainstream nerds and their mortal enemies the jocks were able to become friends. Also because computers now dominate our society nerds are accepted.
Also take note that the portion of nerds who are still shunned from society have became either a goth or an emo.
"I love Nerds" Man..I wish girls wore those shirts back when I was a kid.
by MichaelO. May 27, 2005 add a video
27. Graphic designer
A slave to the pixel, print and ideas. Dealing in anything two-dimensional, especially printed materials, anything that has to do with communicating images and text. Also dabbles across other creative industries, the most versatile and underpaid designer of them all.
I'm a graphic designer who can also do fashion, product, architecture, web, marketing, advertising, media planning, project management, event management, animation, illustration and even photography; somebody shoot me!

A: I'm a graphic designer.
B: May the Lord be with you.

A: I'm in the marketing, advertising and artistic industry, but i don't have a credit card, what am i?
B: You're a Graphic Designer!
by Fat Rabbit Jul 7, 2005 add a video
28. The Bunny Suicides
This originated as a picture book by an author whose parents gave the name Andy Riley. Then again he might have chosen that name as a pseudonym. Anyway, that's beside the point. There are now a number of websites that have the illustrations of that book.

Anyway, each illustration feature a bunny who goes about finding the most ingenious, unnecessarily awkward and hilarious ways to terminate his life.
There is one catroon where the bunny leans against a wall and holds a nail up to his forehead. In front of him he has placed a huge ice-block, and embedded in the ice-block is a hammer attached to a string. His plan is that the sun will melt the ice causing the hammer to swing towards the nail driving it through his head.
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