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the bug the illuminati give people to keep their bodys dissociated by langufucking them. people who have caught the illumiscratchy bug cant stop scratching at their skin because part of them has become occoludum.
i just watched a disney film now i feel so illumiscratchy.
oh god i feel illumiscratchy all over.
i bet about 5% of people who go to school will leave it having caught the illumiscratchy bug.
by dthxfjsfyjs March 14, 2013

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