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In the 1800 century there was a group of scientists did chemistry and stuff like that but they couldn't let anyone know because they would be accused as witches and such
-Does the illuminati still exist?
- nah, if it did they'd come open about it
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Illuminati is currently the name given to the richest and most powerful people in the world. They don't call themselves that. Although a lot of people suggest it BS and fictional, We can see greed is controlling the world, the rich are getting richer everyday. War arms are expensive and only the rich can sell them. For those who poo poo the idea that there is some kind of "illuminati", Look at wealth distribution patterns over the past 30 years. The hard working people are well and truly being screwed by the rich. Greed and gluttony rules the world.
The illuminati influence people's mind in the media and influence world events because they have enough money to do whatever they want.
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A drinking game similar to beirut, except that the triangle of cups has 13 cups in the back row, rather than 4. Furthermore, the cups in the middle of the 5th and 7th rows contain an additional full beer (for a total of 1 and 1/5), rather than the usual 1/5. The game is played with 3 people per team, and a simple game (coin toss, rock/paper/scissors, eye to eye, etc) is used to determine who shoots first. All other rules are similar to beirut, which some may call beer pong.
Two straight games of Illuminati are enough to fuck anyone up.
by Dan A October 30, 2005
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The most secret umbrella organization over a host of other secret societies designed to maintain control of the otherwise dangerous mass of humanity.

Working similar to Asimov's Foundation, the Illuminati controls and uses oppossing political forces within a country to focus energy that could otherwise result in dangerous conflict into a harmless contest between two Illuminati members playing roles no more real than world-wide wrestling conflicts.

The Illuminati (and their sub organizations) have as their goal the highest goals of providing a world that is safe for peace and virtue. Many members of sub organizations do not even realize that they are being used in larger scale purposes.

The highest order members of the Illuminati are carefully selected from among the leaderships children to ensure that their upbringing has included both the ability and spirit for independent thought and the comittment to service of humanity. Children are not told the nature of the organization until they have proven themselves in adulthood.

The Illuminati are so widespread that members are only able to recogine other members through an intricate network of Christian symbols, religious keywords, secret handshakes, and membership in sub organizations (e.g. Skull & Bones, Bohemian Grove, Block S, 7 Society, Omega, etc.)
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They are a secret agenda starting from a few millennia ago. The early civilisation made a law that the population must be on or under 500,000,000 people in order not to destroy the Earth. The illuminati are assigned to do that by killing people, making people have only one child per couple, all for reducing population.

Do not trust any mass media. Do not trust in any bullshit that breaks the laws of physics. They are using HAARP to create artificial weather to destroy us. Only half a million of us will survive after world war 3. New world order is coming soon. And it is because the Revelation told us.

Huge clouds of locusts attack us.
Then the fake saviour came.
Then so on...
Illuminati: go to space man! We will put you in a rocket.
Guy: why?
Illuminati: we are helping nature.
Guy: you can't do that!
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Guy 1 - Dude what is Illuminati?
Guy 2 - Its been confirmed.
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Being fucked in the asshole pussy mouth ears and nostrils at the same time illuminati
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