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A conversation in which you try to one-up the person you are talking to by using big, confusing and ill-defined terms. Person 1: Hey man aren't I so adroit for knowing such kikky words?
Person 2: I don't want to be having the converstation with you. |
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| 23. | Ballulah | ||
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Defined and used by Mr Cujes. the former Standard Mathematics teacher at a prestigious girls school in brisbane, australia for 2005. 'Ballulah this is how to do the ten times table. you just add a zero to the end of a number. so you move one step to the left and add a zero on the end!' 'thanks Dunbar' 'remember that Ballulah' 'so just move one to the left? ill remember that one.'
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| 24. | Circonfrigulation | ||
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circonfriulation is the term defined as "when a cow has been set on fire by a monkey-ninja and then falls off the building it was standing on, while simantaneously another cow falls off the building only to be re painting some of picasos art work and only for the buling to collapse one second after the cows fall".. jack: "omg did you see what happened in the news today?"
tom: "no. what?" jack: "circonfrigulation" tom: "what the fuck is that?" jack: "i dont know sumthing to do with cows, just dont put 2 cows near a high rise building or else the whole thing will go down" tom: "ok ill kep that in mind" |
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| 25. | Israel | ||
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A geographical and ethnical manifestation of a selected interpretation of a sacred religous text: The Torah. A conflict within itself, often portrayed by uncompromising individuals in a both flattering and unflattering context. A nation with a ill-defined boundary and (as a defining feature)a very prominent military. All aspects of this nation are controversial and , notably in the United States, is subsequently avoided as a subject. All mainstream media outlets rarely discuss in-depth about this matter and is typically not discussed by people in the Western world. The nation's populace is defined as "Jewish", making such a statement an enigma, giving a ethnic connotation with a spirtuality. Israel's type of governance is an exclusive democracy for the jewish people. However, this not to be confused with a theocracy. The vast majority of negative critisism attributed to israeli policy is typically called "anti-semitism", equivacating the statement to racist hatred, and simaltaneously neutralizing the critism's credibility. This makes most open dialogue about Israel impossible. The opposing soverignty of "Palestine" and "Palestinians" is equally perplexing, with the country and people's status ranging from non-existant to an indeginous entity (also conflicting with selective histories). I want to discuss the defense policies of Israel.
You are an arab-loving, anti-semetic son-of-a-bitch. |
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| 26. | skinny | ||
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thin. what girls want to be. skinny doesn't mean fat. skinny people are different from normal, healthy sized people. guys are skinny, girls are not.
skinny defined in asia as "someone who lacks nutrients in foods they eat, they may not eat a lot/have anorexia, but eats a lot of junk; unhealthy/health problem VERY SERIOUS, needs to get fat/gain a lot of weight" in western societies, skinny means "having the perfect sized, toned, legs with white thighs and skinny ankles." i hate skinny people. uhhhhh i think i just was hit by a mental disorder, thus i am skinny
skinny people are soo healthy i wish i were like them! skinny people have tiny waists! i was anorexic, i am no longer skinny the medication i was put on made me naturally skinny. i hope i don't go back for more eatem's! i hope you don't have a 'kinny metabolism! someone told me they had a high metabo-lism. does that mean they're skinnier than ME? she doesn't even know what "skinny" means! you didn't know what skinny meant? |
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| 27. | Seven Dirty Words | ||
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Seven words you can't say on TV, as defined by George Carlin, whose legendary comedy routine on the subject created a controversy over obscenity in the media which was taken to the Supreme Court.
The Seven Dirty Words are: Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, Tits. Also included: Fart, turd and twat. The Complete Seven Dirty Words Routine by George Carlin:
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"Aruba-du, ruba-tu, ruba-tu. I was thinking about the curse words and the swear words, the cuss words and the words that you can't say, that you're not supposed to say all the time, 'cause words or people into words want to hear your words. Some guys like to record your words and sell them back to you if they can, (laughter) listen in on the telephone, write down what words you say. A guy who used to be in Washington knew that his phone was tapped, used to answer, Fuck Hoover, yes, go ahead. (laughter) Okay, I was thinking one night about the words you couldn't say on the public, ah, airwaves, um, the ones you definitely wouldn't say, ever, ' cause I heard a lady say bitch one night on television, and it was cool like she was talking about, you know, ah, well, the bitch is the first one to notice that in the litter Johnie right (murmur) Right. ~ And, uh, bastard you can say, and hell and damn so I have to figure out which ones you couldn't and ever and it came down to seven but the list is open to amendment, and in fact, has been changed, uh, by now, ha, a lot of people pointed things out to me, and I noticed some myself. The original seven words were, shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. Those are the ones that will curve your spine, grow hair on your hands and (laughter) may... |
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| 28. | crotch neck | ||
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An ill-defined region of the male pudendum which serves as a transit depot -- or toll plaza if you will -- for all manner of venereal diseases. When stimulated the crotch neck vibrates violently, changes hue, and develops mucusy lesions. Do not socially interface with anyone you suspect may possess a crotch neck. His crotch neck gleamed, glistened even in the light of the crescent moon, yet stank of unknown quantities of putrid anal discharge.
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