| 1. | Gringing | ||
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The nail biting, anxiety caused when a joke in Family Guy is seriously overstretched.
Like when Peter got kicked in the shin by that oompa loompa. That was good though. Dustin Hoaffman. Are you trying to seduce me?
Newsreporter. no im not trying to seduce you mr Hauffman! DH. Bring me Peter Pan! NR. Ok, ill keep my eye out for him... |
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| 2. | Cuban Link | ||
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A Ceban Emcee That Used To Be part of terror squad But got kicked out by fat joe because of a "confrontation" but it was actually because of fat joes jealousy because cuban link is the better emcee and fat joe didn't let him make an album cuz everyone in ts is better then him cuban link had a fight wit fat joe and fat joe sliced his face wit the ts chain cuban link is a great emcee second to the late great big pun fat joe is a jealous fat bitch
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Letter To Pun cuban link What up twin Im just sittin back man thinking about all the good times we had Theres a lot of things been going on since you been gone I just thought it was time for me to sit down and write you a letter You know what I am sayin, a letter from the heart Yo, yo Before I take a shot, I always make a toast to the sky Blow some smoke in the air so we both can get high At night I hold my rosarys tight and hope to get by Close my eyes and ask the lord why he chose you to die Though, I believe in God, I chose my own road cause of pride I dont abide to no bible cause most of them lie Lifes like a roller coaster ride, just try to hold on and drive Its all about surviving, one day we all gonna die I tried to hide all these feelings I was holding inside Cause they always told me thugs aint suppose to cry And show their emotional side But, it soaked up my eyes Cause I never had nobody really close to me die Couldnt understand it at first, so how do this work You were just here full of cheer, now I'm following your hearse Its outta this earth, I felt like I was damn with a curse Had to light candle in church to handle the hurt In retrospect, I always respect the man that you were A man of your word that always put his family first With talent superb all you want... |
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| 3. | Men | ||
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(1) A man is a being that is very rare to find. A man is all the a woman wants. This is mainly; Kind, sensitive, sweet, funny - not crude, interesting, loving, mature, protective - not obsessed, sharing and gentle. However because you are very unlikley to find a man, you extremly unlikly to find men. So instead we call them lads or players. However if you do find a real man you are very lucky, so be careful!
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(2) Lads / Players are normally at least one of those things out. Most have the 'need' to be sexist and like to shout things such as 'bend over darlin' and such like. They also have no idea of decency and like to brag about their sex positions. (3) Players quite often like to Shoulder surf and sweet talk you whilst having a look round to see whos better. Lads / Players also have never ending cheesy chat lines such as , "I've lost my number can I have yours?" and "I like your top but it would look better on my bedroom floor" etc. (4) Lads / Players also have a tendancy to tell all th... |
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| 4. | Man Laws | ||
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1. No wasted beer in the name of humor. 2. It has been made official that under no circumstances should the male have to pay for birth control 3. If your best friend is dumped by a girl it is a 6 month waiting period till she can be touched. If he breaks up with her it’s a 6 day waiting period. 4. If two or more males arrived at a party by a single car, and the driving male is hooking up with a girl, it is the responsibility of the other males to find other ways home. (The exception to this law is if the driver is hooking up with his own girlfriend, the law is then void and the driver still holds full responsibility of driving his friend’s home) 5. Short shorts have been banned… Unless in a participating in a sporting event that demands shorter shorts. Also no real man should be allowed to pop his collar. 6. Every man shall allow one empty urinal of separation in a bathroom with three or more urinals; law is void if there are dividers in between each urinal. 7. If a girl and a guy are not officially dating then it can't be considered cheating. However...if the guy cheats with a girl that is less attractive to the one he is originally interested in then he is either... A) Drunk or B) Dumbass. This then gives the original girl the right to either get mad or laugh at you. 8. No one should ever steal a man's alcohol from that man's cooler...this is the only law that suffers the penalty of death. 9. When bringing condoms to a party it is a man's responsibility to pa... |
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| 5. | William Shakespeare | ||
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A man from history that wrote plays pomes and other things that you can barly understand and half the words sound made up. The Tragedy of Macbeth
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by William Shakespeare ACT I SCENE I. A desert place. Thunder and lightning. Enter three Witches First Witch When shall we three meet again In thunder, lightning, or in rain? Second Witch When the hurlyburly's done, When the battle's lost and won. Third Witch That will be ere the set of sun. First Witch Where the place? Second Witch Upon the heath. Third Witch There to meet with Macbeth. First Witch I come, Graymalkin! Second Witch Paddock calls. Third Witch Anon. ALL Fair is foul, and foul is fair: Hover through the fog and filthy air. Exeunt SCENE II. A camp near Forres. Alarum within. Enter DUNCAN, MALCOLM, DONALBAIN, LENNOX, with Attendants, meeting a bleeding Sergeant DUNCAN What bloody man is that? He can report, As seemeth by his plight, of the revolt The newest state. MALCOLM This is the sergeant Who like a good and hardy soldier fought 'Gainst my captivity. Hail, brave friend! Say to the king the knowledge of the broil As thou didst leave it. Sergeant Doubtful it stood; As two spent swimmers, that do cling together And choke their art. The merciless Macdonwald-- Worthy to be a rebel, for to that The multiplying villanies of nature Do swarm upon him--from the western isles Of kerns and gallowglasses is supplied; And fortune, on his damned quarrel smiling, Show'd like a rebel's whore: but all's too weak: For brave Macbeth--well he deserves tha... |
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| 6. | Morsch | ||
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Gets poo all day err day. He hoe hops keepin his dick fresh on the block. No chick is a challenge for a morsch, all he do is show his sick ass skill on the dj booth or throw down hard on the flo, the girls line UP for a peek at that thing. Morsch has never seen a grenade and hes actually the fourth member ( with Pauly D, the situation, and Vinny) in promoting a grenade free america, hes at the most excludive clubs that you have to be an international model or professional skiing twins to get in. more...
And then theres Kobe B, the Morsch's side kick, sorta like his main man, kobe does his thing, being black and all, and morsch pops in on his 5 and pick his choice of the myriad waiting. Dude you dont even know... This marauder isnt out for fun. He does his shit for real. Yea hes huge, he eats fuckin chickin and superpump all day, what do you think helps him in all his gang fights with guns and swords and all sorts of that jackie chan shit. Hes balls deep my man. Keep a fresh ass eye out for this pimp ass desperado. Prepped in his platinum limeted edition maad loot jordans, ill ass jeans, a crisp beer logoed shit, and them big ass guns. A morsch is in it deep. Hk whaddap, The morsch is rollin through |
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| 7. | CAT RAP | ||
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Fresh out of Petworld on route nine
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Feelin fine, like chasin toys You got dangling from twine Yo, hoe, was wrong with liking to shed Ill fucking rub my hair all over your bed What you gonna do about it cry Did I give you a runny nose and itchy eye Yo I got nine lives and im spending them fast, not dying’ And wiff the lifestyle im living I surely aint cryin A scratching post id like the most don’t mean to boast YO feline represent from east to west coast Das right HOE im a beast Sitting here on this velvet pillow eatin fancy feast Im a rapping cat, das right I lie on my ass all day And prowl at night YO bitch!, female dog that is You stuck in the pound GEE that aint where I is If you try to mess ill hiss in your face Don’t you understand you a human disgrace Yo woman! Clean my litter box its full of shit By becoming my master you signed up for it So shopping for my food and not for your kids Bring home my meow mix dinner and Open up the lids Aint yo never give me a bath if the temp aint right Or ill mess up yo face wiff my claws and bite Tails are swayin as we are playin If you don’t want me to scratch you, you bess be prayin Aint you know it, I got groomin at FOE Got to keep my shiny cat looking bling FO SHO YO when I sad you pet me When I sick you vet me When I lost, you get me Because yo yo nigga my womans in heat Gonna make sweet love behind a dumpster in the street But I aint no alley cat, how b... |
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