IELTS

IELTS is an exam that tests your ability to sit exams. Allegedly, it also tests your ability to communicate and successfully survive in an English-speaking country. The ultimate goal is to get "all 9 bands" (highest score in all 4 sections of the exam) which will open all the doors to you and let you join the elite.

Roweena had her IELTS last month and just got back the results - she is a native speaker and only managed a 7.
Mike scored all 9's on his IELTS, and he can't even talk properly!

IELTS by Mikeer June 4, 2012

IELTS

The world most expensive English test.

Speaking and writing tests are highly depends on the marker's preference, so basically the results depend on your luck.

Getting 7 or 8 bands on each subject (Listening, Reading, Speaking, Writing) is the same situation that you roll 4 dices and get more than 5 or 6 on each dice.

Some very unlucky people spent more than $10,000 on that.

I got IELTS speaking score 8 last week, but 6 this time. The interviewer might dislike my hair.

IELTS by ieltsuck July 28, 2012

ilesh 

One of the nicest people you will meet. Also known as “The Nerd.” Loves story games and pretty gullible.

Once you meet ilesh you wouldn’t regret it!

ilesh by xBluzo December 21, 2018

IELTS English

When you use your English way too dramatic, yet for no reasons

English: Look what you made me do!
IELTS English: Observe what course of action you compelled me to commit to

IELTS English by Tom Reader March 3, 2021

Rhys Iles 

Rhys Iles is a fucking maggot, He gets made out a mug by every girl he gets with. He gets cheated on and cries. He loves Jess Parlour and cant get over his conditional love for her. His life revolves around football when he is shit as fuck at it.

Rhys Iles fucked Jess Parlour for 1 off a pollen bong. Pure brutal

Rhys Iles by BradleyJonesBeakAddict November 24, 2021

Ilesa

Ilesa is a wonderful person who is a great friend. She is musically gifted and beautiful inside and out. People wanna know her when they hear about her. She makes a name for herself. Ilesa is very funny and spicy. She is smart and great at school. Also she is sexy and she knows it.

Person 1: Who's that girl who's playing the tuba in the band?
Person 2: Oh that's Ilesa. She's so talented and wonderful.

Ilesa by KittyKatt247 December 28, 2011

Ilenseer

A man who has never interacted with a woman. The sheer thought of talking to a female causes their hands to perspire.

Don't be such an Ilenseer!

Ilenseer by artadam123 July 24, 2010