iFection 

A virus that affects exploits the Mac OS.

I was trying to finish editing my movie about Amish skate punks when my MacBook got an iFection and crashed, losing a night's worth of work.

iFection by GregJH January 27, 2008

iRection 

The effect that the release of hyped Apple products has on some people.

He got an iRection that lasted all day when he heard about the iPhone.

iRection by Arphur July 30, 2007

ielections 

A mock government on iFunny that participants taker very seriously. Outsiders call them virgins or gay.

Hey did you vote Carter for iElections president?

ielections by Al Gore 2016 April 28, 2017

irection 

an erection given to yourself

i gave myself an irection

irection by andrew June 7, 2003

anti irection 

when you look at something so disgutuing or someone so ugly your penis curls up into your anus to provide pleasure to counteract the displeasure caused by the sight.

WHOAH! She was so ugly she gave me an anti irection.

anti irection by Adaaaaaaam March 24, 2009

Irection 

Irection replaces the words
I And Reckon.
Therefore
Irection.
Can also be used as a non dirty form of the word Erection.

Person one: Omg, hes so ugly!
Person two: IRECTION

Person one: Sup?
person two: My Irection!

Irection by Kateeee September 10, 2007

iElections 

A government simulation that very few people take seriously. Participants are usually called gay.

Did you vote iDT for iElections Senate?

iElections by NFL Boy July 18, 2018