| 1. | PoD: Penis of Destiny | ||
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Legendary dick said to be wielded by a magical wizard who's powers rival that of Jesus himself. Notable Figures in History who died searching for the PoD; Billy Mays Elvis Presley 2PAC Steve Irwin Adolf Hitler Bruce Lee John F. Kennedy John Lennon Pope John Paul II Julius Caesar Christopher Colombus The PoD should not be taken lightly. It is said the one bearing the PoD shall rise again to conquer nations and your mothers pussy. If you encounter the chosen one shield your eyes for his mighty package will melt your face clean off. Heed this warning and do not fall to the ill fate of those brave souls listed above. PoD: Penis of Destiny
An ancient spanish manuscript translated from Latin reads: Colombus sailed the ocean blue in 1492, He found a cock the size of the Gibralter rock, and he died a slow painfull face melting death. |
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| 2. | PoD: Penis of Destiny | ||
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Legendary dick said to be wielded by a magical wizard who's powers rival that of Jesus himself. Notable Figures in History who died searching for the PoD; Billy Mays Elvis Presley 2PAC Steve Irwin Adolf Hitler Bruce Lee John F. Kennedy John Lennon Pope John Paul II Julius Caesar Christopher Colombus Amelia Earhart The PoD should not be taken lightly. It is said the one bearing the PoD shall rise again to conquer nations and your mothers pussy. If you encounter the chosen one shield your eyes for his mighty package will melt your face clean off. Heed this warning and do not fall to the ill fate of those brave souls listed above. PoD: Penis of Destiny
An ancient spanish manuscript translated from Latin reads: Colombus sailed the ocean blue in 1492, He found a cock the size of the Gibralter rock, and he died a slow painfull face melting death. |
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| 3. | darth vader | ||
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Contrary to popular belief Darth Vader is really a fairly pitiful villain. When he was young he went by his true name, Annikan Skywalker, and was basically just a pain-in-the-ass crybaby who never really did much besides win a pod race and beat a weak apprentice (Darth Tyranus). He was later defeated by Obi Wan and became a pitiful excuse for a human being. After being rebuilt into a badass looking cyborg who pwned some underlings with the choke(the one truly great thing he did) he was beaten by his son. Basically, he seems like an amazing villain, but if you look close he is nothing much, he just has a great image. cool things:outfit, breathing, force choke, sounds awesome, wipes out some sand people in rage, force choke(it simply has to be said again, it is truly amazing)
crappy things:beaten by Luke(who was whiney and un-cool), beaten terribly and utterly by Tyranus in Episode II, was second in command to a non-force user on the ship he was on in Episode IV, whines ALL the time and cries as teen Annikan, loses to Obi Wan(and loses most of his limbs), never even becomes a master |
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| 4. | DP-28 | ||
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The DP-28 is a Russian designed light machine gun used from 1926 untill the 60's when it was replaced by the PK line of machine guns. It uses a top-mounted drum magazine, with available capacities being 47, 49 and 60 rounds. It is chambered in the Russian 7.62x54mmR round, roughly equivilant to the American .30-06. It has a fixed wood stock, and no handgaurd, as it is fired from its bi-pod. It has a built in flash hider and a quick-change barrel system.
The DP-28 was modified in 1943, the primary weaknesses being that the bi-pod was not strong enough and that the recoil spring, mounted under the barrel, tended to heat up and weaken with sustained fire. The DP-28 was copied in several countries, including Poland. While often referenced as having a low capacity magazine (47 rounds standard); the DP-28 is in the same class as the Brittish BREN (30 round magazine), the Checoslovakian VZ-26 (20, 30, 40 round magazines), and the Japanese Type 99 (30 rounds). Russian 1: COMERADE LOOK OUT! That NAZI biatch has a belt fed MG-34! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
*CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK* Russian 2: Thats OK, I owned that douche with my DP-28. |
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| 5. | poppy tea | ||
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A tea made from poppy straw (everything EXCLUDING the poppy seeds), which usually consists of ground up poppy pods and/or poppy stems. Usually confused with "poppy seed tea" which is weaker and made with a large amount of poppy seeds.
poppy seeds, contrary to popular belief, do NOT contain any opium or opiates. Rather, they get residue of opiates by being in the pod. Hence, poppy tea is not made from poppy seeds. I had a few dried poppy pods laying around and decided to make some poppy tea.
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