The only acceptable place to eat at when it's five in the morning and you're drunk and you just want to eat a sandwich and get into fights with other patrons for throwing snot rags on your table
by EYE HOP April 13, 2003
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Where men/women take their one night stands if they decided too late that their date is someone they would like to see again.
*wake up from drunken stupor*
"Hey babe, I thought we could grab a bite to eat, at IHOP..."
by He, keeper of the Bro Code January 13, 2014
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IHOP is a place where one can get breakfast for breakfast, breakfast for lunch, or even breakfast for dinner. What more could someone ask for? Anybody who does not order breakfast at IHOP fails.
"Let's go to IHOP for breakfast"
"But its 6:00 p.m."
"I know"
"I'll just get a salad"
FAIL!
by Michael Korsgaden May 30, 2008
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(International House of Prayer) IHOP

A large "not for profit" organization named IHOP (International House of Prayer) that calls itself a church. Pretty much a collection of people who have drank the Kool-Aid all from out of state. The organization has bought most of the for sale houses in Grandview and South Kansas City. Widely regarded by many as Grandview's Cult.
I'm drunk man!
Me too. Wanna go to IHOP??
The Church or the Restaurant?
The restaurant man!
Cool, I'd kick your ass if I thought you were a Hopper!
Nah bra, I didn't drink the Kool Aid.
by mooseneck November 9, 2012
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