ifyfd

I fucked your future daughter

"Hey, magitek, ifyfd."

ifyfd by loldoors June 11, 2008

IFFD 

Abbrev. for an "I feel fat day"

When you feel fat and fat and that your thighs are jiggly and you feel the fat settling in. You don't want anyone to see you this fat so you don't go out. Skinny people can experience this too.

Julia: Hey, wanna like go to the mall with me right now?! Jake is gonna be there!

Brittany: Ugh, not really. I don't feel like going out today. I'm having an IFFD! I feel the fat settling in to my ass and thighs and my cheeks are growing. Jake is sooo gonna think I'm fat if he sees me like this!

IFFD by notouchthatkid! September 16, 2009

iyfd 

In your fucking dreams.

From an episode of OTH.

felix: so I was thinking about this whole friends with benefits thing. FWB. felix with brooke.

brooke: (leans in close) IYFD. in your... dreams.

iyfd by jftgj May 9, 2007

IFOFD 

i fuck on first date

a philanderer may say IFOFD.

IFOFD by kenith kaniff August 7, 2004

ifyd 

An acronym for ‘I fucked your dad’

Person 1: “hey Margaret, guess what ifyd last night”
Margaret: “you bitch”

ifyd by Tonyluver69 October 13, 2018

ilyfdz

ilyfdz <3

ilyfdz <3

ilyfdz by Fa koff June 21, 2021

ifydm 

if you don’t mind

i have to take this important phone call ifydm

ifydm by Jamyiah<3 December 29, 2022