| 1. | smegma | ||
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Pronunciation: 'smeg-m&
Function: noun Etymology: New Latin, from Latin, detergent, soap, from Greek smEgma, from smEchein to wash off, clean : the secretion of a sebaceous gland; specifically: the foul-smelling pasty, cheesy sebaceous accumulation of desquamated epidermal cells and sebum that collects in moist areas like between the glans penis and the foreskin or around the clitoris and labia minora. "And they say, 'Well, you'll have cheese if you're not
circumcised.' I like it! It's my cheese! Give it to me!" Howard Stern, talking about smegma, on his radio show, 4/11/00 |
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| 2. | CE | ||
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Abbreviation for "Circumcision Envy". It is a serious pathological affliction suffered mainly by American neo-hippies and White, non-Jew Europeans when they realize that they are not circumcised. Sympoms of CE include the following: more...
* Expressing an unbridled abhorrance towards the act of circumcision * Writing biased, emotional entries on Urban Dictionary where useful definitions for circumcision-related terms should be, and then spamming the "thumbs up" button * Referring to his or herself as an "intactivist" while totally missing the irony * Joining foreskin-worshiping cults like NOCIRC and HOOP (fictional example from Arrested Development) * Protesting outside of hospitals that perform circumcisions * Making outrageous statements against circumcision without citing any scientific studies, and opting instead for emotional pleas, testimonials, and anecdotes * Equating the removal of foreskins to the destruction of the clitoris in third world countries (despite the fact that the clitoris is actually the female version of the mushroom tip) * Calling anyone who circumcises their children "barbarians" * Assaulting moh... |
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| 3. | Americanish | ||
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1. An American Jewish person. 2. A person, place or thing that is, "Kosher", to American standards which seems to be a very broad definition to say the least. 3. An American person that is not quite Jewish but is more Jewish than anything else. 4. An American born person that is circumcised and had been circumcised shortly after birth that is between Conservative Judaism & Reformed Judaism with respect to their religious practices and is very patriotic to the United States of America. 1. David: "Are they Israeli"?
John: "They're Americanish". 2. Samuel: "It's made in the U.S.A.. Is it Kosher?" John: "I guess. If not, it's definitely Americanish". 3. "You're not really Jewish. You're more Americanish." 4. Missy: "Are you a Conservative Jew or a Reformed Jew,are you Israeli"? John: "I'm more Americanish". |
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| 4. | Intergalactic Goof | ||
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What you call someone who: more...
defies all logic rapes children/animals dresses in fursuits wears dildos for fashion oralmemespeak anal penetration reception from angry African American males (ages 18-75) is currently NOT circumcised has orange hair is not related but borrows money and doesn't pay back wears white belts "frosted tip" hair cut swooped bangs smoke cloves have buckles on their clothing is an emofag is a scenefag is an artfag is a culturefag |
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| 5. | circumcision | ||
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circumcision.to surgicaly remove the foreskin off the male penis usualy done at birth or during infancy,but can be done at any time in life, for reasons like ,religion,preference,medical =phimosis= balantisor just poor hygien
or in some radical religions they perform female circumcision wich is to completly remove the clitoris! Hey peeps dont be so childish it makes you look bad and uneducated! if cant take a Joke take a Toke! im from canada not jew or muslim but when was 19 i got circumcised and im 29 now,ive had sex and several sex partners before and plenty more after! and these are the differences ive noticed....
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Circumcision.... 1-during sex there's no loose skin movement between my penis and the vagina (this would be more of a female preference) some like more or less friction! 2- if i happend to be out camping/partying and there's no showers i will not accumulate smegma 3- sensitivity as for sex lasting longer ive not noticed i cannot last any longer then before no differences 4- no difference i masturbate just as much as before LoL 5- for me it now makes holding a condom better tho but i do not need one anymore..... -generaly women like all penises circumcised or not aslong as its clean. -dont you like all vagina's aslong as there nice and clean? -hey maybe that jewish girl would like to try a nonecircumcised penis since she's accustomed to circumcised! - hey maybe that girl from the UK girls w... |
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| 6. | auto circumcision | ||
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the act of retracting the foreskin of the penis and keeping it retracted all the time so it appears to others to be circumcised; auto circumcision is popular among circumcision fetishists, especially some gays, who believe the circumcised penis is the most attractive; a dude who is auto circumcised looks cut to the casual observer in the locker room but still has his foreskin. Dude 1: hey, i didnt know you're circumcised.
Dude 2: i'm not, i'm just auto circumcised because i think it looks better. Dude 3: well, it would have been easier if your parents had just circumcised you at birth. Dude 2: yah, but they didnt, so i just do a little auto circumcision on myself. |
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