|1.||if pokemon were real...|
A response to something that is impossible to do or acquire. Can be followed by a thorough explanation to add to the sarcasm. Does not have to do anything with the conversation.
guy 1: If eat a seven pound steak in seven minutes, then the meal will be free!
guy 2: Yeah, and if pokemon were real...
no kids, not the garbage pokemon that they made. i mean, THE ORIGINAL. this goes back about 10 years. you guys remember when pokemon blue first came out? i know you all got it for christmas that year! cos i know i did. and i played it all night haha. and pokemon cards were the coolest thing ever. and EVERYONE had them in school, even the real popular kids. if you had a charizard, you were pretty much awesome. you sat for hours arranging your cards in a binder, just staring/reading each and every card. you pretty much had every fact about every pokemon memorized. YOU HAD LIKE 500 SLOWPOKES AND YOU HATED SLOWPOKE BECAUSE OF IT. you woke up at 5 am on school days to watch pokemon. you had a bunch of pokemon toys/stuffed animals. on christmas, if there werent 5 packs of pokemon cards in your stocking, you basically hated everything. when you found a "shiny" card you went completely insane. the number of holographic cards a person had defined how cool they were. you brought your gameboy color everywhere so you could level up your pikachu. you always wanted to evolve pikachu with a thunder stone, but dam game wouldnt let you! you snuck your gameboy into school to play, and the teacher never caught you. YOU SECRETLY STILL PLAY GAMEBOY COLOR SOMETIMES (i know i do). you could bust out your gameboy right now and play for 5 hours with no problem. im 17 now, and i can look back on this and it was such a fun time of my life. hah. so all you older people, do you remember these good old...more...
Emily is probably one of the bestest friends you could ever have. Though awkward at times, Emily's humor will always make you laugh. Whether she be talking of unicorns or her newest catch on Pokémon, she will always be fun company. And has fashion sense been mentioned? Out of all the girls you meet in a lifetime, Emily will probably have the most fashion sense out of them all. On top of that, with her amazing artistic talent, she can not only draw cute and unique outfits, but also put them together in real life. If you are lucky enough to find an Emily, don't lose her because she is someone who you can count on through thick and thin.
I wish I had a friend named Emily!
If Emily were a Pokémon, I'd catch her first.
Dude, who is that supermodel?
You don't know?! That's Emily.
Listen, I know alot of you people say that digimon is better than pokemon, but let me give you the real definition. The truth is, Digimon is just as bad and stupid as Pokemon. They both orginally started out as games, and they probably would've been a lot better if they just stayed as games and were never adapted into animes.
Anyway, even though the digimon series does have an actual plot, they are very simple and themes are just repeated over and over again in each season. Plus the themes are really simple and are usually things a regular kid would discover by making friends.
Listen losers. Digimon is just as bad pokemon and they would probably be awesome today if they had just stayed as a video game series like they were in the beginning.
Nintendo's video game console known as Wii (pronounced "we") is one of three systems (others include Sony's PLAYSTATION 3 and Microsoft's Xbox 360) released into the seventh generation era of gaming consoles.more...
Wii is solely distinguished by it's motion sensitivity and unique controller, Wii Remote, that took the shape of a television remote. Nintendo markets these features as the true path of revolutionizing video games although they have yet to deliver a game that effectively uses Wii's unique controls. The addition of motion-sensitivity has already been linked to worsening many released games.
Due to Nintendo's investment into the Wii Remote and its motion-sensitivity, they have also gambled with Wii's fate. A video game consoles features can only go so far with first-party (Nintendo) support, which will inevitably happen. The real question is whether third-party (non-Nintendo) publishers will risk developing games specifically for the Wii and not other systems in order to ensure the Wii Remote operates positively. Convincing third-party publishers not to maximize profits by developing a multi-platform game but rather only around the Wii and it's motion-sensitivity is Nintendo's true obstacle. By no means will this necessarily work out for the better of Wii. If this does not happen, Nintendo's investment for the Wii will 180 into a featureless system since they have sacrificed system power for a cheaper system packaged w...
1. Ohkayy so scene is just a category/ label/ sterotype thingg. You can dress however the fuck you want. If someone dresses like you, you both have the same tastes in fashion. It's really not a big deal. They aren't really a poser.more...
2. Mmk so "scene kids"
- Have cool/ bigg/ dyed/ layered or choppy hair.
- As long as it's not too boring and not flat it's good.^
- Wear skinny jeans or tight straight legs.
- Like colors.
- Also like black and white.
- Love clothes and shoes.
- Love concerts/ shows.
- Like piercings and tatoos and sometimes gauges.
- Like photography or fashion.
- Like music...alot, as do other people.
- Like dancing and partying.
- Can or not be straight edge.
- Does not matter if you like Dinosaurs and Pokemon.
- Usually wear hard to copy things. (No one scene or not likes a copy cat.)
- Shop online, at the mall, garage sells, markets, etc.
- Doesn't HAVE to be vintage like.
- Skinny fits are well liked..if you've got the body.
- Are not limited to just screamo and electric and techno sounds.
- Don't always like The Devil Wears Prada and BMTH
- Aren't always stuck up assholes who are extremly conceided.
- Aren't as stupid and foolish as you think.
An imaginary ball that does not exist, except in the minds of hallucinatory mental patients. Only really stubborn people who are obsessed with catching pokemon that cannot be caught use this word.
Pang balls are not invisible because they do not exist.
if pang balls somehow were somehow real, they would not work on humans.
Dude, that mental patient just used an imaginary pang ball!