immaculation 

The combination of two words: "Immaculate" and "Inauguration", speaking about Barack Obama's Inauguration. Poking fun at him being "the messiah".

"This radio station will carry the Immaculation of Barack Obama live on January 20th, 2009."

immaculation by JimNHCT January 30, 2009

injaculation 

Injaculation is sticking 2 fingers on your PC muscle near the anus to keep semen from coming out during the orgasm. The semen is pushed back into the persons bladder, prolonging the orgasm and causing some painfull pissing in the morning.

injaculation by 2nd seal February 18, 2003

Premature iraqulation

The inability to remain at a task because of fear of failing, even though you are currently succeeding.

The football team was 42 points up, with 2 minutes remaining in the fourth quarter, when their head coach forfeited the game.

He suffers from premature Iraqulation.

Premature iraqulation by Tim Hirota December 27, 2011

injaculation 

1. To ejaculate in the opposite direction (inwards)
2. To receive ejaculated matter into oneself; to be injaculated

Origin unknown

I had the worst injaculation the other day, it all came out of my mouth at the end though. So I'm fine, what's up with you?

injaculation by retarded smurf May 31, 2004

Premature Immaculation

When People put up Christmas Decorations way too early in the season I would call that "premature immaculation".

Fred and Martha put up all their Christmas Decorations the day before Thanksgiving... I call that a case of "premature immaculation".

Premature Immaculation by Artful Codger November 27, 2014

immaculation 

when an ejaculation dries on any surface and resmbles any thing biblical

gee honey we should clean that immaculation of the virgin mary off the head board since your mother is coming to visit.

immaculation by mr butcher March 15, 2008

German Breakfast Infaculation 

When you scramble eggs in a girls urethera and suck it out with your left nostril, using a straw (if a pro)

zack likes to give German Breakfast Infaculations

German Breakfast Infaculation by thescrotamshandle April 10, 2009