Idopedestrian 

One that does not value life. One which during rush hour traffic does not press the crosswalk button to notify traffic that someone wants to cross, does not look if there is traffic, does not pause before stepping onto the busy road, talks on cell phone and walks onto road while busy traffic filled road needs to abruptly slam breaks.

He did not value his life, he walked right out onto the busy road without warning to anyone! The world has one less idopedestrian to worry about!

Idopedestrian by Can't GetRight May 31, 2010

iPoseur 

Someone who stares at their cell phone while actually doing nothing with it or randomly scrolling menus. Usually done to avoid social situations, to look busy or to show off phone iPhone.

Tom goes into iPoseur mode when he is the first to arrive at Happy Hour after work.

iPoseur by Crouton Bruce June 5, 2010

iposer

When someone tries to make it look like they own an Ipod when they dont. An Iposer puts ipod headphones in their ears and puts the end of the wire in their pocket making it look like they are listening to an Ipod. An Iposer will ussually shake their head to make it look like they are actually listening to music.

"Nima was wearing Ipod headphones but there was nothing connected to the other side of the wire... what an Iposer!"

iposer by Jordan Jew July 23, 2007

iNose 

Term used in countries with below freezing temperatures in a reaction to Apple's stupid Pressure Sensitive Resistive touchscreens that don't allow the use of gloved hands. Rather than take your gloves off, people with more pointed noses use the aforementioned body part to do basic functions on the phone, using the already cold nose in place of a currently warm gloved hand. Also leads to iMyopia in the long term.

"It's freezing out there. Hang on while I answer this phone using the iSmear method with my iNose...."

iNose by ichats February 5, 2010

ipose

to buy an ipod just so you can show it off to your freinds

did you see james ipod yet?
yes... hes such an ipose

ipose by >< December 27, 2008

idosers 

A drug music, or white noise, that is projected into someones brain to reproduce the sensations of common drugs, such as heroin, ecstasy, cocaine, marijuana, LSD, and some of their own creatin. Deep puleses and sounds need to be picked up by high performance headphones in order to work.

Idosers are in the form of. Heroin, Ecstasy, LSD, Marijuana, as listed above.

idosers by Ethan1134 December 28, 2007

idisease 

When a person can talk about nothing else but themselves. Like nobody else exists in the world. It totally revolves around them.

Manas went on vacation with us, but he was really sick with iDisease. I wanna do this, I look good, I am hot, I am hungry. I I I I..

idisease by Harry Mary January 21, 2010