pRePgUrL: omgz u meen chris frm ur sci clas
iLuVsOcCuR: ya him hes so hott
pRePgUrL: omg ya tel me wat ahppnd tehn
iLuVsOcCuR: hes lyk do u wnat 2 go out w/ me
iLuVsOcCuR: i lyk dyd
iLuVsOcCuR: omgomgogmogm i kno rite
pRePgUrL: ogmogmogmoomg tahts amazng waht did u say
iLuVsOcCuR: ogmz i sed yes of cors!
pRePgUrL: lol lol lolzzz
Me: Wow. Just...wow...hence the term idiotspeak...
right thurr (?)
anything with -izzle on the end
gimme what you got for a porkchop
any of Jay-Z's or Ja Rule's recent travesties against music
2. Moronic concoctions that pass as language in systems such as "rap ebonics". "Fo' shizzle my nizzle," and all its relative -izzle cognates are idiot speak.
3. Any locution of George W. Bush, or any other Republican.
2. Snoop Dog regularly uses idiot speak.
3. The State of the Union address for 2003 was nothing but idiot speak.