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A sorry excuse for speech cultivated by teenagers, haxors, and rap/hip-hop artists. Also known as Ebonics or Modern Slang. Idiotspeak consists of disgusting phrases/words such as:
hizzle ur shorty bizatch holidae inn right thurr (?) nizzle anything with -izzle on the end dimebag gimme what you got for a porkchop any of Jay-Z's or Ja Rule's recent travesties against music whoady finna fin to we be I is you is |
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(n.) the language used by people who cannot type quickly and efficiently (or properly, for that matter) and therefore resort to making fools out of themselves. iLuVsOcCuR: omg i wuz lyke tlkn 2 chris an he wuz lyk omg ur so hott
pRePgUrL: omgz u meen chris frm ur sci clas iLuVsOcCuR: ya him hes so hott pRePgUrL: omg ya tel me wat ahppnd tehn iLuVsOcCuR: hes lyk do u wnat 2 go out w/ me iLuVsOcCuR: i lyk dyd iLuVsOcCuR: omgomgogmogm i kno rite pRePgUrL: ogmogmogmoomg tahts amazng waht did u say iLuVsOcCuR: ogmz i sed yes of cors! pRePgUrL: lol lol lolzzz Me: Wow. Just...wow...hence the term idiotspeak... |
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That annoying language used by people who cannot type properly. lykomgwee: lyk ur sooo kewl... i dno wut i wld do w/o u!
IntelligentEnglishSpeaker: ::blink:: Why do I attract blithering idiots? |
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What he said.
Possibly derived from "newspeak", a fictional (thank God) language of George Orwell's 1984. Newspeak specializes in the deletion of "unnecessary" words, making it a language for idiots. Shut your idiotspeak and talk in English.
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