A sorry excuse for speech cultivated by teenagers, haxors, and rap/hip-hop artists. Also known as Ebonics or Modern Slang.
Idiotspeak consists of disgusting phrases/words such as:
right thurr (?)
anything with -izzle on the end
gimme what you got for a porkchop
any of Jay-Z's or Ja Rule's recent travesties against music
(n.) the language used by people who cannot type quickly and efficiently (or properly, for that matter) and therefore resort to making fools out of themselves.
iLuVsOcCuR: omg i wuz lyke tlkn 2 chris an he wuz lyk omg ur so hott
pRePgUrL: omgz u meen chris frm ur sci clas
iLuVsOcCuR: ya him hes so hott
pRePgUrL: omg ya tel me wat ahppnd tehn
iLuVsOcCuR: hes lyk do u wnat 2 go out w/ me
iLuVsOcCuR: i lyk dyd
iLuVsOcCuR: omgomgogmogm i kno rite
pRePgUrL: ogmogmogmoomg tahts amazng waht did u say
iLuVsOcCuR: ogmz i sed yes of cors!
pRePgUrL: lol lol lolzzz
Me: Wow. Just...wow...hence the term idiotspeak...
That annoying language used by people who cannot type properly.
lykomgwee: lyk ur sooo kewl... i dno wut i wld do w/o u!
IntelligentEnglishSpeaker: ::blink:: Why do I attract blithering idiots?
What he said.
Possibly derived from "newspeak", a fictional (thank God) language of George Orwell's 1984. Newspeak specializes in the deletion of "unnecessary" words, making it a language for idiots.
Shut your idiotspeak and talk in English.