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Idiot head

The most absolutely devastating insult. This assures the recipients utter destruction of their very will to live. When this insult is used, the recipient's very atoms collapse in on themselves, forming a blackhole for a split second and then their meager existence is no more than an already fading memory and their immortal soul literally dies.
My dad said I was a disappointment, so I called him an idiot head.
Idiot head by TravellingNoob November 8, 2018
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idiot head

The most savage PG insult ever. It's rarely used because only idiots use the insult.
You know what Chris, you're an absolute idiot head.
idiot head by Dingfuzz March 16, 2017

idiotmeat 

A big idiot. Usually an affectionate term for someone who is your friend, but acts like a complete idiot.

Comes from the Soulja Boy song "Bootymeat". Just substitute "idiot" for "booty".
Soulja Boy: "Girl, shake that idiotmeat. That idiotmeat. That idiotmeat. That idiotmeat. Girl, shake that idiotmeat, all up on me."

Morgan: "Just want to let you know: I've self-diagnosed myself with HAJ. Unfortunately, there's no cure, so it's just going to be something we have to keep dealing with. Please support me in this time of personal distress."
Jessica: "HAJ? Hilarious Apple Jalapeno?"
Morgan: "No. Hyperactivity Around Jessica."
Jessica: "You are USDA-approved, Grade A idiotmeat."
idiotmeat by momoooooooo May 11, 2011
making a stupid mistake without being a complete retard
I completely idioted out on the essay I was typing.
idioted by John Frankie Kennedy January 28, 2018

iDickhead 

A person who constantly brags about having the latest Apple product, and who treats Steve Jobs as a god, and Apple as a religion.

(Almost the same as iWanker but iWanker does not include the religion bit)
iDickhead: Hey dude I just got the new Apple iPhone 5, and I'm getting the new...
Bob: Shut up!!
iDickhead by mrdogfood97 October 3, 2012

Idiotheocracy

A combination of the word Theocracy, religious rule, and the word Idiocracy, rule by stupidity.
The head of the American Family Association has proposed Government forced church attendance. Welcome to the Idiotheocracy!
Idiotheocracy by ghm-327 July 8, 2012

idiot head

An insult which has the ability to completely destroy someone's wellbeing. It means the person is a stupid person with the head of an idiot.