A woman who cannot say no to marriage proposals.
So Janie how did you end up married again, what is this your 8th, 9th marriage? No, it's my 7th and I was sitting with my husband in a Taco Bell and he passed me a hotsauce packet that said "Will you Marry Me" and I quickly screamed "Yes!, Yes!, Yes!" Okay Janie, well that makes you a freakin' idiot!!