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3.
idiot + dick
not once did i think: hm, he doesn't come off as a complete idick
by MR_M2 January 27, 2013
 
1.
A person who lameness is exceeded only by their obsession with all items created by Apple.
"Did you hear about Bill? He just bought a new ijacket which keeps him warm and plays music." "You serious? Man, what an idick"
by Arrowed September 26, 2007
 
2.
possibly one of the next inventions from apple comming soon so your fucked up girlfriend can operate a vibrator...AND Listen to Music
"Yay traci...now I can fuck myself and enjoy listening to Justin Timberland."

"idick is one of the greatest inventions ever" - MT-Pussy Bitch Mag
by U a ho August 13, 2006