look up any word, like smh:
 
2.
possibly one of the next inventions from apple comming soon so your fucked up girlfriend can operate a vibrator...AND Listen to Music
"Yay traci...now I can fuck myself and enjoy listening to Justin Timberland."

"idick is one of the greatest inventions ever" - MT-Pussy Bitch Mag
by U a ho August 13, 2006
 
1.
A person who lameness is exceeded only by their obsession with all items created by Apple.
"Did you hear about Bill? He just bought a new ijacket which keeps him warm and plays music." "You serious? Man, what an idick"
by Arrowed September 26, 2007
 
3.
idiot + dick
not once did i think: hm, he doesn't come off as a complete idick
by MR_M2 January 27, 2013