| 1. | The Pamlico Ravine | ||
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A legendary piece of land located squarely on the Pamlico/ Tar River divide, and includes a portion of the Great Dismal Swamp. The ravine itself is nonexistant; it is in the dead center of North Carolina's coastal plain. The ravine is more of an idea of wrecklessness and ill-fated attempts. The ravine has born countless daredevil adventurers, hordes of pirate mutiners, and a slew of rowdy folk. Legend has it that a local drunkard coined the term when a ruffian attempted to deny him brew. This pioneer has gone down in ravine history. Ruffian- "Wait your turn for beer, man.."
Hero of the Ravine- "Fool! Do you know who you're messing with? I come the the Pamlico Ravine, where champions are bred and faggots are murdered!" Ruffian-"I didn't know, man!" |
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| 2. | Da Big Cheeze | ||
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A predominatly right brained individual that refuses to be forced into being called President to satisfy the 'establishment'. This dynamic personality leads a team of creative professionals in delivering exceptional strategic business solutions for visionary companies. People that could be classed as Da Big Cheeze would include:
Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Albert Einstein, Richard Branson, Kyle Bailey, George David |
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| 3. | SOPA'd | ||
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When someone or something is embarrassingly rejected or shut down for using a non-original or all-around bad idea John: Hey, we tried mixing a techno background with some New-Age gospel?
Tiffany: No way, the Twisted Hamsters just down the street already do that! John: Dang it. SOPA'd again |
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| 4. | Porcratus | ||
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An eccentric angel living on earth.
Left Heaven because he felt it was run not very efficiently. In truth Heaven kicked him out since he pitched the idea of people seeing hamsters riding squids like a miniature cowboys before they died, instead of the regular life-flashing-before-their-eyes routine. Enjoys skittles and well maintained nails. Porcratus: "And so the angel took the fallen man's hand and helped him up. After asking why the man fell down, the angel handed him a Healing Kitty and wished upon the man well tidings."
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