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IITYWYBMAD 

An acronym for "If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink." One usually has IITYWYBMAD printed somewhere where nosey people can read it and subsequently be suckered into buying one a drink.
Bob: What does IITYWYBMAD mean?
Sam: If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink?
Bob: Hmm... Alright you cheap bastard! What does it mean?
Sam: If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink?
IITYWYBMAD by leveller225 September 15, 2004
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c'est-pas-une-eglise-icitte

Translation: It's not a church here.

However, "icitte" is a word used only in Quebec. Its French counterpart would be "ici." Both words translate to "here" in English.
C'est pas une eglise icitte, vous pouvez faire n'importe quoi.

It's not a church here, you can do whatever you'd like.
If I Tell You Will You Buy A Drink? =)
*sign on wall of restaurant* IITYWYBAD?

customer: what does that sign say?
waiter: If I tell you will you buy a drink?
Not the first but easily the best internet con artist alive to date. Over a dozen confidence schemes are attributed to him, but many more are likely associated. He has been 'perma-banned' by the somethingawful.com community over 9 times and currently holds the record.
Icitrik once took over ten thousand dollars from IGE.com and funneled it through the Warcraft gold market. He's on over thirty internal blacklists although no one knows exactly who he works with or what his actual identity is.
icitrik by Lowtaxx December 9, 2008

stickity ickity diggity dank 

A variety of leaves and flowering buds of the cannabis plant; renowned for its high THC potency and extremely sticky resinous character.
This stickity ickity diggity dank has made my fingers so adhesive I can barely pack the bowl.

c'est-pas-une-eglise-icitte té chez Wal-Mart 

Translation: It's not a church here you are at Wal-Mart.
Said when you shop at Wal-Mart and you know they use 3rd world child labor and dont particularly care.

It's not a church here, you are in hell....we are all going to hell in a hurry anyways you can exploit at will.
regarde la belle chemise designer dans le rack avec le bonhomme jaune juste 1,49$...comment y font?

Ostie!c'est-pas-une-eglise-icitte té chez Wal-Mart

c'est-pas-une-eglise-icitte

Translation: It's not a church here.

Meaning: You can do whatever you like in this place, there are no special rules.
Go to France for an example