someone who ruins it for everyone. in effect it is some one who, like an iceberg, sinks the whole ship. they usually dont mean to do this but their lack of foresight or the ability to think before they speak usually ends in the misfortune of everyone else around them. This may be someone who's very presence or personality is so objectionable that they ruin your day or night. you do not want to be an iceberg!
hey, the teacher didnt ask us to turn in our drafts, should i ask him about it?
-yea sure if you want to be an iceberg!

did anyone else notice a mistake in the paychecks? I seem to have gotten payed twice. maybe i should say something to payroll?
-Dude, shut up! Dont be a fucking iceberg!

hey we are over here!!
-c'mon really? dont call her over, she's such an Iceberg! she ruins everyones night!
by mama castellucci April 26, 2013
Like a grenade, an iceberg is a girl that you don't want around. This is a girl with a boyfriend; not bad on top, but beneath the surface there's a BIG problem.
Why are grenades and icebergs even allowed in the house?
by Napoleon Bronaparte January 28, 2011
A premeditated sexual act that involves freezing a shit in tupperware and concealing until intercouse. Right as the woman has an orgasm, you take out the frozen turd and flop it on her chest shouting "THERE'S THE ICEBERG BITCH!"
I opened Jim's refrigerator only to find it stocked not with edibles, but layer upon layer of ready to go icebergs.

"hey man, you gonna flush that shit? I need a couple icebergs for my girlfriend this week"

"you never see the iceberg until it is too late..."
by Mrfundays October 22, 2005
When you shit a long turd out that goes down the toilet bowl, but is still long enough to protrude out of the water.
Man I iceberged that last shit, go take a look, I haven't flushed yet, bring your camera
by Butler Butt Clogger October 18, 2011
the sex act of putting the tongue on ice then giving oral sex.
i put my tongue on ice then gave my girl the iceberg
by icebergman June 11, 2010
Amanda Smith
Wow look at that Iceberg! 3.14/69=iceberg
by BERNDAWG! February 09, 2010
Somebody useless ; worthless ; good for nothing .
An iceberg has no purpose on earth.

"Man, you cant do anything right. Fucking iceberg."
by Three ! October 09, 2008
the process of pooping in a condom and freezing it for a period of time to use to as a dildo on oneself or others
using a condom filled with poo as a dildo this is commonly known as the term iceberg
by pearl duff May 02, 2008
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