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1. Ice Dancing
A form of soft-core pornography taking place on ice, and which can be shown on television.
I was watching ice dancing in the Winter Olympics and sprung a boner.
2. slippery guadalupe
an incredibly difficult, and technical Ice dancing trick first invented by dick button in 1651. When the trick was first shown to crowds people literally imploded with amazement causing several small black holes that would eventually swallow the small island of lesbos. When asked for a comment dick button replied "thats how i fucking roll. I was just prancing around one day and i thought hey i want to make people loose their shit...so the slippery guadalupe was born. Better recognize!!"
This is the russian ice dancer sergei vehajdblsalfgyzzz. He just nailed the triple axel and oh my goodness could he be going for it? Yes it's the slippery guadalupe!!! may the gods have mercy on us all. (Enter implosions and black holes)
3. the ice move
a special "dancing" move, which garuntees you to get your ass kicked by pro moshers.
Idiot: "Hey everyone, I'm breaking out the ice move!"

Pro Mosher: "My foot is going in your ass buddy"
by miss_sixty Feb 19, 2005 add a video
4. figure skater
Someone who participates in the fun, fun, but also frustrating sport known as figure skating.

Not to be confused with synchro or ice dancing
I cant think of an example so I'll just write figure skater.
5. kozy kitty
To stay in on a night when others are typically out drinking dancing, etc. Often practiced by lesbian couples.
Hurry up and get home so we can be kozy kitty and watch CSI.. I made enchiladas, so pick up some beer and some ice cream.
6. mohawk
1. much-discussed hairstyle
2. a tribe of indians
3. A basic 180-degree turn in figure skating or ice dancing. A mohawk will turn your face and body but not your direction of travel, so before the turn you are skating forward, and after it you are skating backward. Mohawks can be performed on the inside or outside edges of the skating blades, and with an open or a closed foot position. In television-broadcasted competitions, a mohawk is usually seen in ice dancing, although they are sometimes used for the performance of certain jumps. In that instance, a mohawk replaces a 3-turn as the last step before the skater jumps into the air. The difference with a 3-turn is that a 3-turn turns on 1 foot, where as the mohawk changes feet during the turn.
She has textbook-perfect technique on her double salchow jump, but somehow she can only do it from a mohawk entrance, not from a 3-turn!
7. Skater Wood
The unfortunate state of arousal in male ice skaters/dancers from either A) vigorously fondling himself or B) grinding erotically with an ungodly flexible partner.
1) Did you see the way Brian Boitano was rubbing himself during his ice dance last night? He HAD to get skater wood.

2) Damn, if I had my hand in Tanith's crotch like that during that routine, I would definitely pop skater wood.
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