1) Plot contrivance of the gods. More powerful than any known random chance.
2) Some fucking AOLamer typing "ice missiles" too damned fast.
"OMFG Ice Miussles!11!"
*Übern00bie ams ice misuld8
wehn yuo speled gteh ofoo fia si yteh icemiussles wrognedly nad ams ben imapeld by tehm MISUSLESFOICE!!!1111
dat n00b ben icemsiudl lolz