|1.||Salty Ice Cream Scooper|
Any man or woman who consumes sperm left over for more than 2 days. Usually the sperm comes in flavors due to the donors taking sperm flavor tablets.
Luke totally is a Salty Ice Cream Scooper. He only eats Aaron's though.
A barista for ice cream. One who scoops ice cream.
Look at how much gelato that ice-crista gave me! The cone can't even support it.
A professional Ice Cream scooper. They have acquired a masters of scoopology from the only college offering it in the world, The School of Scoopy Doos Ice Cream and More.
Did you hear that they are all Scoopologists??
No Way!! Give me some ice cream!
the opposite of soft serve ice cream, have to scoop it with the ice cream scooper, usually 2-3 scoops is good.
Can I have a cone of hard serve cookie dough?
A derisive name given to the new guy at the ice cream shop that isn't yet allowed to operate the cash register or even scoop ice cream. He/she is only allowed to add toppings such as sprinkles to a cone that a senior employee has already scooped.
Fatty: Hey dude can i get some sprinkles on that peanut butter chocolate fudge lard two scooper?
Dude behind the counter: HEY SPRINKLE MONKEY, this fatty wants some sprinkles on his next heart attack.
|6.||ice cream scoop|
to cup ones hand and place it over anothers asshole while moving the thumb accross the cup. just like an icecream scooper would do but over someones a hole
I went up to her and gave her an ice cream scoop, but she didn't flinch so I ran away.
To make a motion with one's arm, typically the right arm, that looks like scooping up a scoop of ice cream. Typically accompanied by a very corny expression to indicate sarcastic over enthusiasm.
To execute the perfect Dive-Scoop:
1. Make a loose fist, like holding an ice cream scooper
2. Bring it all the way down in an upside down "C" formation
3. Bring it back up, with a bent elbow
4. Deliver the withering corny 50's like smile (it should look a lot like the iconic "How about a nice cup of shut the f*ck up?" picture)
Sure, I'll take out the trash mom, even though it's my little brother's job and he never does it *dive-scoop*
Of course I want to eat dirt *dive-scoop*
Sure, go ahead and take my last piece of gum *dive scoop*
Having a grand old time! *dive scoop*