A show about three gay ass kids that do a dumbass webshow, that is not fucking funny at all. The main character, Carly, is a dumb brunette who looks like a cartoon that just got wacked in the face by a mallet and she tries to say funny shit even though she can't. Also, this bitch is a singer who sings worse than Hannah Montana(Big Shock). Then comes Sam. She is the tomboy of the trio and loves chilli and making fun of the loser, Freddy. She is the only one on the gay show that has a femine appearence. Then their's Freddy. The Technical Producer of icarly. He is a gay fag who makes out with computers. He has no life of his own so he hangs out with carly and hits on her all the time (I don't know how much they had to pay him to do that)....maybe 5 mill. And also, Carly has a brother, Spencer. He is the only semi-cool one on the show. The worst thing about the show is that it uses other company products and changes the name around.
Ex: Pear pod(i-pod)
If you watch this show and your a guy.......You must be pretty fruitty.
(Joe is calling Jim, 8:00 pm)
Joe: Hey man, I just scored us two chicks for the night, then were hitting a party, i'll be at your place to pick you up in 5 mintues.
Jim: Yeah, can we go in half an hour?
Jim: Well, im in the middle of watching an icarly episode and it's really good.
Joe: WOW...sorry man, i didn't know you were gay, i'll hook u up with a guy instead, ight.
Jim: Im NOT gay, I just love icarly
(Joe has his phone on speaker-phone and all of his freinds are hearing him).
Everyone in the car: Sure your not!
(Their all laughing at Jim)
Some few years ago...
Nickolodeon was going down. Old favorites like Spongebob and Drake and Josh were coming close to an end. It seemed as if they were doomed. However, out of the darkness came a hero. A rescue team, set out to design the perfect teen comedy show, and rescue Nickolodeon. Unfortunately however, an unfortunate mistake occured in the idea room, and the most terrible thing ever created was born...iCarly!!! Quickly, the developers knew it would wreck havoc on its viewers so they stored in an under water cage...
2 years ago....
A satellite crashed into the ocean, waking the terrible monster iCarly from its deep sleep. It walked out and began terrorizing manhattan. A Holy Shit protocol was activated and manhattan was nuked in an attempt to destroy the iCarly monster........
Help us....It's still alive
Guy 1:Holy Shit did you see that thing!
Guy 2:Yeah! What the fuck was it?
the end of good television
ST (Stupid Teenybopper) - Hey did you see the new iCarly episode last night?
SA (Smartass) - Yes. I hate that show now - it made venom begin spitting out of my eyes.
Quite possibly Nickelodeons worst attempt at a show aimed at teens. The show mainly consists of Carly and her friend Sam(who Everyone always laughs at for having neglectful parents). There's also a homosexual kid in it named Freddy whos mom is always trying to give him baths and trying to put all kinds of ointments and lotions on him. They make crappy web shows that nobody thinks is funny at all.
Im telling you, this is not an exaggeration of an iCarly scene.
Carly: "Hey Freddie." Laughtrack plays
Freddie: "I love you." Laughtrack plays
Sam: "I want to eat chili." Laughtrack plays
Jesus fucking Christ, I'm too pissed to write an actual definition of iCarly. FUCK.
some gay ass show with some homosexual kids that think making a web show is cool. these faggots need to get a life and make more friends. carly is a little whore that sucks balls at acting and thinks she's hot. sam, a little tomboy bitch who rips on the little raper freddy all the time. freddy, like i said above, a little raper and an annoying cock sucker. carly's grandpa "granddad" is a dick wad that likes to suck spencer's balls and wants carly to live with her in yachma so he can lick her pussy all day, but actually.. spencer is the only cool one cuz he's supposingly 26. that teacher bitch mrs.. um.. i dont remember is a fucking ass skank who likes scottish dancing and a bunch of other shit. thats about it.. so pretty much, what im trying to say is that this show is about some punk ass dickhead who need to get a lives of their own.
Oh, i remember now, the skank's name is ms. briggs.
Carly: suck my balls grandpa
Grandpa: maybe later..
Sam: I'll do it
Freddy: Get the fuck out of my way Sam, Carly's pussy is mine
Carly: sure why not.. a faggot 10 year old is probably all i'll get in life..
a conspiracy set out by the goverment to force young children between 7-18 to watch crapy Telivison shows due to the downfall in the econemy
dude 1:did you watch icarly last night night? dude2:hell no its a conspiracy! FBI burst though window, FBI agent:get the floor! Dude2:fuck not again
a show aimed at young teens whose audience is older pervy males who enjoy watching young girls stick their tongues out, strut in bikini's and act like little tarts.
"I don't know who's the bigger pervert, the creator of iCarly or it's older perverted viewers"