illogoracy 

unfamiliarity with logical concepts and methods or inability to use logic.

illogoracy is an affliction that educators have yet to tackle effectively. innumeracy illiteracy myologia

illogoracy by Zembayyeh August 14, 2010

ilogizomechanophobia 

Fear of the internet

Heightened internet exposure has shown in some cases to increase symptoms of ilogizomechanophobia, which include: breathlessness, excessive sweating, nausea, dry mouth, feeling sick, shaking, heart palpitations, inability to speak or think clearly, a fear of dying, becoming mad or losing control, a sensation of detachment from reality or a full blown anxiety attack.

You are not the only one to suffer from this phobia. Most sufferers are surprised to learn that they are far from alone in this surprisingly common, although often unspoken, phobia.

There is no way out.

ilogizomechanophobia by conglomerate February 1, 2009

Corona iblocked

One who wears a protective mask and your iPhone password screen does not recognize your face.

I went to use my iphones facial screen turn on and I was Corona Iblocked because of my personal protective mask.

Corona iblocked by Chrisgeo73 April 13, 2020

iBog 

When one sits on the toilet (bog) to do a poo while occupying their time using an Apple portable device (eg. iPhone or iPad) to surf the web or play a game. Also known as iPoo, iCrap etc.

Jeff: Hey Joe, where did you go for the past hour?
Joe: Took an iBog to watch Steve Job's keynote.

iBog by iBogger June 14, 2010

Illogistics 

the planning, implementation, and coordination of the details of a business or other operation in preparation for an event that is mythological or totally insane.

If the rapture happened right now, what would happen to my cats? I need to take care of the illogistics and register the cats with the good people at After The Rapture Pet Care

Illogistics by cheeseinvert June 18, 2011

Illogikal 

When something is too illogical. Also, the illogical way of spelling illogical; see ironic.

Christian:"God will help me in my time of need!"
Atheist:"No he won't, your thinking is so illogikal"

Illogikal by Illogikal January 24, 2010

iBlock 

When a person blocks an isle in a store or line or the sidewalk by standing there looking at their iphone or other smart phone

Sorry it took me so long, I totally got iBlocked everywhere I went in there!

iBlock by stockboy79 May 26, 2010