Ian
A strange asian with a rather large head. Typically dates girls who have large boobs. Likes to play guitar and talk like a baby. He is also scared to go to the pool because he is insecure about his body.
"Whoa. Look at that guys girlfriend, her tits are HUGE."
"His name must be Ian!"
by SexayLaday6969 August 14, 2011
Ian
A strange individual. His favorite beverage is urine. He has been known hate everything. Also known as "The Pisshead"
You know that pisshead, Ian, whom drank your piss.
Whom? What does that mean?
You must have talked to him, because your dumb now.
by Theangryafricanamerican December 09, 2011
Ian
A homosexual male hooker, with a habit of charging a lot for a low quality blowjob. A homosexual male who slaps people with his small, fat genitalia. A low quality male homosexual hooker who prices a lot for a blowjob.
example1
"Ooooooooh, some Ian jizzed all over me!"

"that sucks."

example2
"A Ian tried to get me into another expensive blowjob again. Last time i ended up jizzing up blood!"
by klagarcles October 29, 2011
ian
bridgets BEST FRIEND. obsessed with pop-tarts and unicorns. :)
omg its iiiiiiiaaaaannnnn! xD hi ian.
by squirtleLOVESjews February 04, 2010
Ian
A giant,
Likes cousins,
Ian's enjoy starbucks,
Like to help people,
On the rebound,

Getting old,
Looks like a twin,
Has a touch of the downs,
Ians are amazing :)
Ah look at that little boy... he has a touch of Ian's. So sad.
by Immarocuian February 22, 2010
Ian
Ian the Christmas Monkey
Ian the Christmas Monkey. Father Christmas is a relatively new addition to Finnish folklore. Until the late 70's Finnish children believed that their presents were left by Ian the Christmas Monkey.
Upon waking on Christmas morning, the children would grab their bulging stockings and rush out into the snow filled lanes, dancing round and chanting at the tops of their voices, (in Finnish, of course!): "We welcome you oh hallowed Ian, bring us gifts you furry rascal." Over and over. After an hour of almost trance inducing celebration, they would sit in a clearing to compare gifts, and make fun of the children who got crap presents because their parents were poor. Then they would be called in for breakfast.
The tradition Finnish Christmas breakfast would consist of vodka and a crude porridge made not with milk, but semen milked from the family hunting dogs.
Child: Father, shall we be visited by Ian the Christmas Monkey tomorrow, as I am hoping for an x-box.
Father: Silence child, I am milking the dogs; pass me a tissue!
by david mckay February 16, 2007
ian
a small teenager, usually a hipster. who usually dresses in grey skinny jeans and stupid random t-shirts.

Usually copying whoever is closest to at the moment in every way.

acts cool by saying that he does drugs and pretends to be drunk and "drunk" texts people to make them think he's cool.

has an empty, abysmal hole where his heart should be. and has a mangina.
that kids named ian, that explains why he is such an asshole
by ianhatrrrr December 07, 2010

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