Ian
Drinking half full beer that no one takes responsibility for. Generally associated with cody.
let me just ian these beers and we can get out of here.
by cyber bully February 07, 2009
Ian
a creepy male
Girl: I'm pretty sure that man's been following us for a long time...

Girl2: Yeah i heard he had bum sex...

Girl: He is Ian
by sayyywhat?! April 29, 2010
Ian
To become so violently ill that you projectile shit and vomit all over the walls and floor while simultaneously ripping the sink of the wall. This act is done at a party, with the door open.
The bathroom is destroyed, you pulled solid ian everywhere.
by Chopper the Hog October 28, 2009
Ian
Incredibly Aggressive Non-Negotiable Problems
Wow man that kid has one big Ian on his hands.
by measinyouasini March 22, 2009
Ian
1) An individual with an abnormally small penis or acts like a small penis.

2) A penis that is both abnormally small in width and length. It is typically considered to be a penis that is 4 inches or less in length and very thin.

3) The act of sex in which one partner can not please the other and the second partner must find a way to amuse him/herself. Partner one is typically a male, while partner two can be either a male or a female. This experience can transcend species.
Girl 1: So how was your date with that guy last night?
Girl 2: *sigh* He has an Ian.
Girl 1: Lulz. You always get stuck with Ians.

Boy 1: I CAN'T STAND THAT GUY!
Girl 3: Yea, he is such an Ian!

Boy 2: Did you watch animal planet last night?
Boy 3: Lol. Yea. That zebra was just continued grazzin' while she got Ianed.
by Itchyiris February 21, 2010
ian
Someone who acts defensive and tells fake stories and tells a random fact a day. Also is one who is really defensive and likes penises.
Dude, quit being an ian.
by paperfacecut March 14, 2010
Ian
A buzz-kill. Sergeant No-fun. That guy that always seeks to rain on your parade.
I was so psyched about the tickets to Them Crooked Vultures, but when I told my friend, he turned into a total Ian and told me that they sucked live.
by torrance_burgundy February 04, 2010
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