Ian
A guy who mainly stays in bed because he is ashamed of his own looks, personality and body shape. Will sleep up too 14 hours a day and lives on a diet of tuna like a dolphin but thats where the similarities end, the best animal comparison would be a koala bear or a sloth.
Kelly - 'Whats wrong with that guy?"
Sally - 'I know he just stays in bed all day with tuna round his gob sloathing around with an odd body, face and personality'
Kelly - 'Isnt he called Ian?'
Sally - 'Actually yeah I think it is. That explains it then. lets go to Liams'
by MathewHourigan February 03, 2010
Ian
Adjective: stuttering, awkward control freak.
someone who can sit in a room for extended periods of time amongst friends and family and say nothing, only laughing nervously and talking about everything from his perspective!
"I wish this ian would bring somthing to the conversation" "he, he, he.

Ian - "It's all done to me,I'm not responsible for anything"
by oldblihqegobveit April 10, 2009
Ian
A guy who fucks his dog
Ian Lavriere from castlegar bc
by tommy chee September 20, 2009
Ian
A Girl with Goldy lock hair.
AKA
Fiona.
Smelly Horse!
hey look at the IAN in the trash can.
by Eleanora April 01, 2009
Ian
A name used for a game freak and or dungeons and Dragons player. Who is typically addicted to games such as W.O.W and seems to love those real time roleplaying games. A nice guy who is an awesome friend but who needs to be corrupted a bit more not to mention get back in his opposite hall's halo games.
Man that Ian always in playing his games. He's never going to hang with us unless we download W.O.W.
by S.A.L.S. January 19, 2006
Ian
A term used to mean "see!" in a told you so manner. Usually said in a high pitched voice with intonation. Generally used when something happens that you knew would happen,something typical and often negative- you can then yell "Ian", "Oh Ian, obviously" , "Wiggins","Witchcraft","Waldo"
If your selfish friend steals a large handful of crisps, you can say "Ian!", or if a new band become popular and they all wear trilbies and have curly/long hair and sing in weird voices and wear skinny jeans and pointy shoes or pumps you can say "Ian".
by Nancy1090 May 24, 2008
Ian
complete and total whore. normally comes with bad achne and a strong smell of must. very big ego. not as big penis.
sally: should i go out with that guy?

pam: i wouldn't, he looks like a total ian.
by The Lean January 18, 2009

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