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30.
Ian
Ian is a funny, odd, crazy, weird, awesome person. He can make you laugh no matter what mood you're in. He is very intelligent and very gifted. Ian is someone that you want to keep by your side at all times. He can be really stupid at moments. Ian is not a very competitive person, but does enjoy winning. Ian is an amazing person, and everyone loves him.
Person One: Hey who's that weird kid over there?

Person Two: Oh, Ian? He's not weird. He's just being... Ian.

Person One: He seems a little odd.

Person Two: He may be odd, but he's the greatest person you'll ever know.
by MoonMoon May 26, 2013
 
57.
ian
bridgets BEST FRIEND. obsessed with pop-tarts and unicorns. :)
omg its iiiiiiiaaaaannnnn! xD hi ian.
by squirtleLOVESjews February 04, 2010
 
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Ian
Drinking half full beer that no one takes responsibility for. Generally associated with cody.
let me just ian these beers and we can get out of here.
by cyber bully February 07, 2009
 
59.
Ian
a creepy male
Girl: I'm pretty sure that man's been following us for a long time...

Girl2: Yeah i heard he had bum sex...

Girl: He is Ian
by sayyywhat?! April 29, 2010
 
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Ian
Typically dates Scene kids. Dyes his hair constantly. Is often reffered to as the little brother of his older sibling. He never wears pants, only shorts.

Ians typically need to shave more often.

They have really pretty eyes, and are quite good in bed.
Tends to have very many crazy exes.

Ians tend to love to play Maple Story for hours on end, and go on long explaining rants to his scene kid girlfriend about them.
"I had amazing sex last night"
"Ah, must have been an Ian"
by rawwwrrrhxc May 23, 2009
 
61.
Ian
Incredibly Aggressive Non-Negotiable Problems
Wow man that kid has one big Ian on his hands.
by measinyouasini March 22, 2009
 
62.
Ian
To become so violently ill that you projectile shit and vomit all over the walls and floor while simultaneously ripping the sink of the wall. This act is done at a party, with the door open.
The bathroom is destroyed, you pulled solid ian everywhere.
by Chopper the Hog October 28, 2009
 
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Ian
1) An individual with an abnormally small penis or acts like a small penis.

2) A penis that is both abnormally small in width and length. It is typically considered to be a penis that is 4 inches or less in length and very thin.

3) The act of sex in which one partner can not please the other and the second partner must find a way to amuse him/herself. Partner one is typically a male, while partner two can be either a male or a female. This experience can transcend species.
Girl 1: So how was your date with that guy last night?
Girl 2: *sigh* He has an Ian.
Girl 1: Lulz. You always get stuck with Ians.

Boy 1: I CAN'T STAND THAT GUY!
Girl 3: Yea, he is such an Ian!

Boy 2: Did you watch animal planet last night?
Boy 3: Lol. Yea. That zebra was just continued grazzin' while she got Ianed.
by Itchyiris February 21, 2010