Ian
Ian is a funny, odd, crazy, weird, awesome person. He can make you laugh no matter what mood you're in. He is very intelligent and very gifted. Ian is someone that you want to keep by your side at all times. He can be really stupid at moments. Ian is not a very competitive person, but does enjoy winning. Ian is an amazing person, and everyone loves him.
Person One: Hey who's that weird kid over there?

Person Two: Oh, Ian? He's not weird. He's just being... Ian.

Person One: He seems a little odd.

Person Two: He may be odd, but he's the greatest person you'll ever know.
by MoonMoon May 26, 2013

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ian
A dip-shit with a tiny penis and even smaller hand writing
There's a kid named ian in my biology class
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Ian
A large peasant in a kingdom who Carrys around a large Jew nose.
Look over there at the ian begging for food on the streets.
by Big red fluffy bird March 23, 2017

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ian
a player for a soccer team that is well trained, but flip flops in games. also known as someone who trains mediocre but is horribly in actual games
hey did you see that ian?

yea i feel bad, he scored 2 own goals
by Radek the sheep March 08, 2017

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Ian
A fuck boy
Ian is a fuck boy
by Boy20605 November 16, 2016

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Ian
I·Am·Not

Means "I can't" "I ain't" or "I won't"
"Ian finna do that"

"Ian one of them dudes you can just dog out"
by GiPYAks December 06, 2014

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Ian
Ian is the English form of Iain, which itself is the Scottish form of John. Which is an English name.
You're the Ian that spells hsi name the right way right?

Iain: "Yes, I-a-i-n"
by bean12 February 03, 2010

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Ians is a word that can be used in my different situations. It can be used in place of another word if you are not sure what to say or even if you are. It is an amazing word that can be used pretty much any time anywhere.

It can also be used as an insult (see examples)

Some people may not be familiar with this term but it is growing in popularity amoung young people in the south of england.
'allright u fucking ians'

'you're an ian head'

'Get your ians out'

'Thanks ian'

'I havnt been doing much today, just being an ian'

If 2 people meet in the street the converstaion may go something like...

Man 1: "Ians" *nods*
Man 2: "Ians" *nods back*
by craigy craig October 16, 2009

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