Ian
Ian is a funny, odd, crazy, weird, awesome person. He can make you laugh no matter what mood you're in. He is very intelligent and very gifted. Ian is someone that you want to keep by your side at all times. He can be really stupid at moments. Ian is not a very competitive person, but does enjoy winning. Ian is an amazing person, and everyone loves him.
Person One: Hey who's that weird kid over there?

Person Two: Oh, Ian? He's not weird. He's just being... Ian.

Person One: He seems a little odd.

Person Two: He may be odd, but he's the greatest person you'll ever know.
by MoonMoon May 26, 2013
Ian
A buzz-kill. Sergeant No-fun. That guy that always seeks to rain on your parade.
I was so psyched about the tickets to Them Crooked Vultures, but when I told my friend, he turned into a total Ian and told me that they sucked live.
by torrance_burgundy February 04, 2010
ian
Someone who acts defensive and tells fake stories and tells a random fact a day. Also is one who is really defensive and likes penises.
Dude, quit being an ian.
by paperfacecut March 14, 2010
ian
has a deformed penis usually the shape of a lollipop also lies about everything in order to compensate for lack of bed skills or skills of any varity. also is easy to see through. usually people will feel sorry for said ian and go along with his lies for pitties sake
ian

wanker
arogant
tiny (mind and body)
kinda reject
intelsley annoying
nobody
sad or pathetic
by haha exactly May 26, 2010
ian
fag, plays xbox and runescape at the same time. usually treats women bad, and sucks at sports. small cock. usually short and annoying.
did you see that ian?" "he sucks at everything
by jackson hilimiphilabobilack June 10, 2010
Ian
A guy who mainly stays in bed because he is ashamed of his own looks, personality and body shape. Will sleep up too 14 hours a day and lives on a diet of tuna like a dolphin but thats where the similarities end, the best animal comparison would be a koala bear or a sloth.
Kelly - 'Whats wrong with that guy?"
Sally - 'I know he just stays in bed all day with tuna round his gob sloathing around with an odd body, face and personality'
Kelly - 'Isnt he called Ian?'
Sally - 'Actually yeah I think it is. That explains it then. lets go to Liams'
by MathewHourigan February 03, 2010
Ian
Adjective: stuttering, awkward control freak.
someone who can sit in a room for extended periods of time amongst friends and family and say nothing, only laughing nervously and talking about everything from his perspective!
"I wish this ian would bring somthing to the conversation" "he, he, he.

Ian - "It's all done to me,I'm not responsible for anything"
by oldblihqegobveit April 10, 2009
Ian
A guy who fucks his dog
Ian Lavriere from castlegar bc
by tommy chee September 20, 2009

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