Ian
Simply the most amazing, perfect, breathtaking, heart stopping individual to ever grace the earth with his presence. You know the Dark Ages? That happened because he wasn't here.

Astoundingly intelligent, hilariously witty, amazingly beautiful, and simply the epitomé of sheer awesomeness. Any words that you can think of that is any way complementary embodies everything that Ian is. Every time someone says the word "Ian" Chuck Norris' hearts stops. The only reason he isn't dead yet is because he's immortal. Like Ian.

Ian selects his friends carefully, as only people who -in some way- reflect his awesome ideals are given the absolute honour and privilege of being called a friend of Ian. Many have died due to sheer ecstasy simply thinking of being named a friend of Ian. The highest honour possibly given to a human being on this planet is being named "Ian's Best Friend", but the position is currently vacant due to the last candidate's head exploding trying to wrap their head around the concept.
Sam: "You know Ian, right?"

Jason: "Of course I know IAN, he's only the supreme emperor of the entire multiverse!"

Sam: "Yeah, well, I heard one time he kicked Chuck Norris in the balls and he thanked him for it"

Jason: "I wouldn't doubt it for a second, it is Ian after all"
by Axires September 26, 2011
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ian
code for a hot guy. cannot be used in the case of females.
oh my god emma, ian at 3 o'clock!
by emily allen April 28, 2007
Ian
The kind of guy that will set your entire house on fire if he gets bored.
I wanted to get out of her house because Ian was over there.
by brotherlylove August 23, 2008
ian
Ians are generally very intelligent, mentally gifted people. They can think on a much higher level than the average person. Ians are silly, quiet guys. They can be very funny when they talk. They only talk when they feel that its needed, and only if they think its worth spending the time saying it. An easy going guy, doesn't take much to make him happy and he laughs at almost everything. A pacifist, fairly easy to pick on but if he takes it personally he will retaliate strongly. A very determined individual, he will set high goals and make sure he achieves them. Ians try to become friends with everybody, he doesn't like having enemies. He doesn't like picking sides among peer disputes. Ians don't mind awkward silences if you are with them, even if you aren't talking with him and it is quiet, don't take it uncomfortably. Dick size is in the high end of average sizes, about 7 inches.
Guy: Look at Ian, wanna mess with him?

Guy 2: No dude, Ian is awesome!
by MTL1337 April 25, 2010
Ian
Derived from Scotland. Ian is the scottish form of John.
Ian is usually a cool character, loveable, a great friend and amazing lover; according to scottish history Ian's are usually well endowed and enjoy 'banter.'

Ian is simply perfect, goodlooking and funny.
He is a rare breed.
That guy over there must be called Ian.
by John Scott October 25, 2006
ian
conversational climax; a mind orgasm
I had an ian due to all of the fabulous witty banter!

The rubix cube gave me an ian.
by Bad Girl September 19, 2007
ian
A person with an abnormally large cock. Scientist have confirmed most people with the name ian have an above average cock.
Dude! Did you see that guy's penis?
Yea it was such an ian.
by Bill Arentte April 13, 2009
ian
a charismatic, if slightly nutty, male. has little regard for the opinions of others. can see through the walls that people build.
kirby: i'm bored stiff.

alex: don't worry, i'm calling an ian.
by xxrachxx August 23, 2008

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