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Ian
Ian the Christmas Monkey
Ian the Christmas Monkey. Father Christmas is a relatively new addition to Finnish folklore. Until the late 70's Finnish children believed that their presents were left by Ian the Christmas Monkey.
Upon waking on Christmas morning, the children would grab their bulging stockings and rush out into the snow filled lanes, dancing round and chanting at the tops of their voices, (in Finnish, of course!): "We welcome you oh hallowed Ian, bring us gifts you furry rascal." Over and over. After an hour of almost trance inducing celebration, they would sit in a clearing to compare gifts, and make fun of the children who got crap presents because their parents were poor. Then they would be called in for breakfast.
The tradition Finnish Christmas breakfast would consist of vodka and a crude porridge made not with milk, but semen milked from the family hunting dogs.
Child: Father, shall we be visited by Ian the Christmas Monkey tomorrow, as I am hoping for an x-box.
Father: Silence child, I am milking the dogs; pass me a tissue!
by david mckay February 16, 2007
 
71.
Ian
A guy who fucks his dog
Ian Lavriere from castlegar bc
by tommy chee September 20, 2009
 
72.
Ian
A Girl with Goldy lock hair.
AKA
Fiona.
Smelly Horse!
hey look at the IAN in the trash can.
by Eleanora April 01, 2009
 
73.
Ian
A name used for a game freak and or dungeons and Dragons player. Who is typically addicted to games such as W.O.W and seems to love those real time roleplaying games. A nice guy who is an awesome friend but who needs to be corrupted a bit more not to mention get back in his opposite hall's halo games.
Man that Ian always in playing his games. He's never going to hang with us unless we download W.O.W.
by S.A.L.S. January 19, 2006
 
74.
Ian
A term used to mean "see!" in a told you so manner. Usually said in a high pitched voice with intonation. Generally used when something happens that you knew would happen,something typical and often negative- you can then yell "Ian", "Oh Ian, obviously" , "Wiggins","Witchcraft","Waldo"
If your selfish friend steals a large handful of crisps, you can say "Ian!", or if a new band become popular and they all wear trilbies and have curly/long hair and sing in weird voices and wear skinny jeans and pointy shoes or pumps you can say "Ian".
by Nancy1090 May 24, 2008
 
75.
Ian
complete and total whore. normally comes with bad achne and a strong smell of must. very big ego. not as big penis.
sally: should i go out with that guy?

pam: i wouldn't, he looks like a total ian.
by The Lean January 18, 2009
 
76.
Ian
Another name for a big time fag with a big time head
That guy definitely looks like a Ian.
by Chris Phung March 14, 2007
 
77.
Ian
A nublet who tries to appear cool by hanging out with the people he deems to be "cool." Within the group he hangs out with, he usually says little to nothing, smiles and laughs like a child, and says "What?" in an incredulous manner everytime you make fun of him. He is extremely easy to make fun of, having no "backbone" of any sort, and only responds with his classic "What?" expression. You are able to control, manipulate and take whatever you want from him, as he will not fight back or refuse.
God, Ian, why are you such a nublet?
by Justin Chang May 23, 2006