Ian
Ian the Christmas Monkey
Ian the Christmas Monkey. Father Christmas is a relatively new addition to Finnish folklore. Until the late 70's Finnish children believed that their presents were left by Ian the Christmas Monkey.
Upon waking on Christmas morning, the children would grab their bulging stockings and rush out into the snow filled lanes, dancing round and chanting at the tops of their voices, (in Finnish, of course!): "We welcome you oh hallowed Ian, bring us gifts you furry rascal." Over and over. After an hour of almost trance inducing celebration, they would sit in a clearing to compare gifts, and make fun of the children who got crap presents because their parents were poor. Then they would be called in for breakfast.
The tradition Finnish Christmas breakfast would consist of vodka and a crude porridge made not with milk, but semen milked from the family hunting dogs.
Child: Father, shall we be visited by Ian the Christmas Monkey tomorrow, as I am hoping for an x-box.
Father: Silence child, I am milking the dogs; pass me a tissue!
by david mckay February 16, 2007

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ian
bridgets BEST FRIEND. obsessed with pop-tarts and unicorns. :)
omg its iiiiiiiaaaaannnnn! xD hi ian.
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Ian
A giant,
Likes cousins,
Ian's enjoy starbucks,
Like to help people,
On the rebound,

Getting old,
Looks like a twin,
Has a touch of the downs,
Ians are amazing :)
Ah look at that little boy... he has a touch of Ian's. So sad.
by Immarocuian February 22, 2010

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a small teenager, usually a hipster. who usually dresses in grey skinny jeans and stupid random t-shirts.

Usually copying whoever is closest to at the moment in every way.

acts cool by saying that he does drugs and pretends to be drunk and "drunk" texts people to make them think he's cool.

has an empty, abysmal hole where his heart should be. and has a mangina.
that kids named ian, that explains why he is such an asshole
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Ian
Drinking half full beer that no one takes responsibility for. Generally associated with cody.
let me just ian these beers and we can get out of here.
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Typically dates Scene kids. Dyes his hair constantly. Is often reffered to as the little brother of his older sibling. He never wears pants, only shorts.

Ians typically need to shave more often.

They have really pretty eyes, and are quite good in bed.
Tends to have very many crazy exes.

Ians tend to love to play Maple Story for hours on end, and go on long explaining rants to his scene kid girlfriend about them.
"I had amazing sex last night"
"Ah, must have been an Ian"
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a creepy male
Girl: I'm pretty sure that man's been following us for a long time...

Girl2: Yeah i heard he had bum sex...

Girl: He is Ian
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Ian
To become so violently ill that you projectile shit and vomit all over the walls and floor while simultaneously ripping the sink of the wall. This act is done at a party, with the door open.
The bathroom is destroyed, you pulled solid ian everywhere.
by Chopper the Hog October 28, 2009

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