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55.
Ian
Ian the Christmas Monkey
Ian the Christmas Monkey. Father Christmas is a relatively new addition to Finnish folklore. Until the late 70's Finnish children believed that their presents were left by Ian the Christmas Monkey.
Upon waking on Christmas morning, the children would grab their bulging stockings and rush out into the snow filled lanes, dancing round and chanting at the tops of their voices, (in Finnish, of course!): "We welcome you oh hallowed Ian, bring us gifts you furry rascal." Over and over. After an hour of almost trance inducing celebration, they would sit in a clearing to compare gifts, and make fun of the children who got crap presents because their parents were poor. Then they would be called in for breakfast.
The tradition Finnish Christmas breakfast would consist of vodka and a crude porridge made not with milk, but semen milked from the family hunting dogs.
Child: Father, shall we be visited by Ian the Christmas Monkey tomorrow, as I am hoping for an x-box.
Father: Silence child, I am milking the dogs; pass me a tissue!
by david mckay February 16, 2007
 
1.
ian
code for a hot guy. cannot be used in the case of females.
oh my god emma, ian at 3 o'clock!
by emily allen April 28, 2007
 
2.
Ian
The kind of guy that will set your entire house on fire if he gets bored.
I wanted to get out of her house because Ian was over there.
by brotherlylove August 23, 2008
 
3.
ian
Ians are generally very intelligent, mentally gifted people. They can think on a much higher level than the average person. Ians are silly, quiet guys. They can be very funny when they talk. They only talk when they feel that its needed, and only if they think its worth spending the time saying it. An easy going guy, doesn't take much to make him happy and he laughs at almost everything. A pacifist, fairly easy to pick on but if he takes it personally he will retaliate strongly. A very determined individual, he will set high goals and make sure he achieves them. Ians try to become friends with everybody, he doesn't like having enemies. He doesn't like picking sides among peer disputes. Ians don't mind awkward silences if you are with them, even if you aren't talking with him and it is quiet, don't take it uncomfortably. Dick size is in the high end of average sizes, about 7 inches.
Guy: Look at Ian, wanna mess with him?

Guy 2: No dude, Ian is awesome!
by MTL1337 April 25, 2010
 
4.
Ian
Derived from Scotland. Ian is the scottish form of John.
Ian is usually a cool character, loveable, a great friend and amazing lover; according to scottish history Ian's are usually well endowed and enjoy 'banter.'

Ian is simply perfect, goodlooking and funny.
He is a rare breed.
That guy over there must be called Ian.
by John Scott October 25, 2006
 
5.
ian
conversational climax; a mind orgasm
I had an ian due to all of the fabulous witty banter!

The rubix cube gave me an ian.
by Bad Girl September 19, 2007
 
6.
ian
A person with an abnormally large cock. Scientist have confirmed most people with the name ian have an above average cock.
Dude! Did you see that guy's penis?
Yea it was such an ian.
by Bill Arentte April 13, 2009
 
7.
ian
a charismatic, if slightly nutty, male. has little regard for the opinions of others. can see through the walls that people build.
kirby: i'm bored stiff.

alex: don't worry, i'm calling an ian.
by xxrachxx August 23, 2008