| 1. | The Knock on Wood Card | ||
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The Knock on Wood Card is a wooden card that's perfect to knock on if you don't have any other wood around. Ian "I've never gotten a speeding ticket. Knock on Wood...wait there's no wood around!"
Jed "Oh yes there is, check out The Knock on Wood Card!" Ian "That's dope, thanks Jed!" |
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| 2. | turkeyneck alarm clock | ||
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The practice of waking someone up by poking them in the ass with your morning wood. Scott was afraid of sleeping in Ian's hotel room 'cause he suspected Ian would wake him with a wicked turkeyneck alarm clock.
Pontus loves it when Christian gets him up with his great big turkeyneck alarm clock. |
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| 3. | Ian Birked | ||
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Ian Birked - When a police officer needlessly kills a citizen in a bizarrre, cowardly manner e.g. Seattle's Officer Ian Burk killed a native carver, John T. Williams who was carrying' a legal 3 inch knife and wood block. Birk, after warning the deaf and inebriated Williams 4 times in 4 seconds, shot Williams 4 times and killed him. On February 17, 2011 Ian Burk resigned from the Seattle Police Force after Seattle Police Chief John Diaz stated: "John T. Williams did not pose a threat of serious harm to the officers or others." Adding: that "Birk did not follow department policy when he used deadly force." When done by a citizen it is Code 187: Death, Murker, Kill. King County procesutors have refusee to prosecute Ian Burk. She: I heard a Seattle cop killed a wood carver who was deaf and drunk after giving him 4 warnings in 4 seconds.
He: Yeh, he was Ian Birked by Officer Ian Birk. |
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| 4. | Retro Babe | ||
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A drop-dead gorgeous or scorchingly hot woman who looks like she could have stepped right out of a classic Hollywood film or a vintage pin-up. She can be classy, suggesting someone like Lauren Bacall or Audrey Hepburn or (the young!) Katherine Hepburn, or a sexbomb, like Bettie Page or Jayne Mansfield Pamela Green or Sophia Loren. Her vintage beauty and/or sexiness can be that of any period from the 1920s to the mid-60s. Hippie chicks do NOT count, nor do women whose looks, however attractive, suggest a 70s roller disco queen or an 80s music video. Director Tim Burton's ex-girlfriend Lisa Marie (the actress, NOT Elvis's daughter) was a real retro babe when she played Vampira in ED WOOD. So was Jennifer Connelly back before she got too skinny. Anna Nicole Smith was almost a retro babe, back before she porked out and the media revealed what her intelligence and personality were like.
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| 5. | LotR boys | ||
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Sounds like a boy band, but they are The Lord of the Rings fellowship cast members who became very close friends within the 3-year shoot in New Zealand. Term is used a lot by fangirls.
They are Elijah Wood, Ian McKellen, Viggo Mortensen, Sean Astin, John Rhys-Davies, Billy Boyd, Dominic Monaghan, Orlando Bloom and Sean Bean. They are called LotR boys as they are seen together when they're out of the character or in LotR character costumes when they're not shooting the movie footage. They all took a small elvish "9" tattoo for the sign of their friendship. "Did you see that video of LotR boys?"
"Sure did, they were all crazy and cute!" |
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| 6. | Porning Out | ||
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When two friends partake in the viewing of pornographic material without partaking in autosexual acts (i.e masturbation). Coined in the FX television show Wilfred. The man from whom Elijah Wood's character stole from but was told he didn't suggests porning out with his new found pal. Elijah Wood feels very uncomfortable. Person 1: Let's go do some porning out.
Person 2: Weirdy. |
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| 7. | insulting | ||
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when someone says something to you that makes you feel emotionally scarred. (insults vary in range of emotional anguish) if someone calls you gay, and it makes you feel insulted by the insulting acusations of your sexuality
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