Top Definition
When you use a portable Ipod or Iphone to observe porno in a place where no computers are available. You then porceed to fondle your genitals until peak orgasm is reached.
Mom: were going to the zoo, you have to go.
Guy: But mom I have important things to do!
mom: I dont care its a family day.
guy: fuck it, ill just iWhack.
by the dirty wizard March 25, 2012

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