n. jerk of a person who doesn't have an iPhone, iPad or iTouch who bogarts one of these devices consistently. This become rather irritating, as the owner of the devices never gets to use them in this Apple-less person's presence.
Tina: "I HATE having my iPhone out when Kevin comes over to my cube because he asks to borrow my it and proceeds to surf for the latest info on Napoleon or buy tickets to movies. He even downloaded the gmail app and signed in with HIS address!
Will: "What an iSwipe!!!!