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9.
When you are in the middle of doing something on your iPhone that cannot be interrupted and you suddenly realize you have to crap and so you must take the iPhone and use it whilst crapping
Man I was in the middle of a phone call with my girlfriend and she was crying so man I just pulled an iShit!
by Cashm.an January 31, 2010
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1.
The Apple version of shit.
Ohh maa fuckin iShit
by Linkin Park September 14, 2005
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2.
Noun.

Any product made by the Apple Corporation.
She was hoping to get a bunch of ishit for Christmas.
by daddybearluvsyou January 28, 2010
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3.
Listening to your ipod, playing with your iphone or any apple product while taking a shit!
Man i can sit on the toilet for hours while taking an ishit!
by elo650 December 21, 2007
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4.
misc apple products and programs
"You going to lunch with us?"

"No, i have to get down to the apple store and pick up some more iShit"

or

"Ahhh! My iShit's broken!"
by Kaikea September 12, 2008
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5.
Anything made by Apple.
I bought some ishit today.
by yugiohbakura123 September 05, 2011
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6.
To wear an ipod while shitting in a public restroom in order to distract the mind from the potential embarassment of making loud, wet bowel movements. Also confers the added benefit of muting the bowel sounds of fellow shitters.

Can be used as both noun and verb.
(Marcel puts on headphones)
Corey: Dude, you going to the gym?
Marcel: No, i'm going to go take an iShit.

As Aaron sat on the toilet, he heard the faint tracings of "Liberian Girl" by Michael Jackson echoing off the bathroom walls. He instantly knew that Marcel was in the stall next to him, iShitting.
by Sir Squishy March 07, 2008
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7.
Apple's next product (no matter what it is).
Dude, are you getting the new iShit?

Isn't everybody?
by twajjo January 11, 2012
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