- I hope you enjoy having wasted your money just to be hip, while I'm listening to my superior iRiver. Tool.
Me: No, it's an iRiver.
Same idiot as before: HAHAHAHA you are so cheap.
Me: YOU IDIOT! it's the same price and is vastly superior to the ipod.
--no fool, this be an iriver
-oh so you cheap?
--no its the same price
-hey is that an ipod
--no its an iriver, its really a very good product...
-yeah whatever your soo not cool
And if you didn't know...iRiver came out approx. four and a half years before iPods did.
Me: no...*mumbles dumbass*
Dumbass: Oh..well if it isn't and iPod..what is it?
Me: it's an iRiver H320
Dumbass: Pssh...ur Gay
Me: No...you are
*pushes the kid down the stairs*
In the Future: little kid looks in Toilet...engraved in the side...made from recycled iPods...
Manufactured portable media players before the iPod was invented.
Person 2: You retard, you should have got an iRiver!