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The emotional arc that begins with rage against the status quo, global warming, human trafficking, man's inhumanity to man, political corruption, The elimination of Gene Simmons from the Apprentice, etc, and ends with listlessly leaning back in your chair and turning up your Ipod.
MI5 was able to construct a time machine and hatched a plan to prevent the decline of the British Empire. Fully loaded solar powered Nanos would be sent back to Philadelphia in 1773, to New Delhi in 1902, to Dublin in 1910, and to Quebec and Sydney in 1860. Quebec and Sydney were dropped from the plan a few moments later, as no one in the room could think of a reason why they should bother. see also iRiot prevention.
by gateskeeper January 25, 2008
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The emotional arc that begins with rage against the status quo, global warming, human trafficking, man's inhumanity to man, political corruption, The elimination of Gene Simmons from the Apprentice, etc, and ends with listlessly leaning back in your chair and turning up your Ipod.
MI5 was able to construct a time machine and hatched a plan to prevent the decline of the British Empire. Fully loaded solar powered Nanos would be sent back to Philadelphia in 1773, to New Delhi in 1902, to Dublin in 1910, and to Quebec and Sydney in 1860. Quebec and Sydney were dropped from the plan a few moments later, as no one in the room could think of a reason why they should bother. see also iRiot prevention
by gateskeeper January 25, 2008
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a human being who has an infinite amount of flaws.
The iriot was despised by everyone
by Greg Wrightheart March 11, 2004
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The iRiot was an event that took place on August 16, 2005 in Henrico County, Virginia. The county schools decided to get new computer systems and the four year old iBooks were to be sold off to county residents for $50.

The machines were first com first serve and by the time the gates opened, thousands were waiting. In the resulting chaos many were injured and the incident made national news.
I went to the iRiot to get a $50 iBook, but all I got was kicked in the balls.
by Grand Admiral Thrawn May 09, 2006
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A miss crafted or misshapen object
The sculpture was an iriot
by Andrew McDowerson March 11, 2004
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