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1. A selfish, self absorbed, iPod wearing pedestrian who insists on walking on a bike path without having any awareness of any other bike path users.

2. A totally self absorbed iPod wearing pedestrian who blithely walks anywhere, including into traffic. A potential organ donor.
...ting....ting....tingting... HEY...FUCK YOU TOO...fucking iPodestrian
by squirtjosie August 11, 2012

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