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The newest AND most recently released iPod (As of 09/17/2007). iPod is taken to the next generation... of the current generation. Similar to an Apple iPhone, it has a touchscreen iPod (of its center of attention). Its other features included are maps, Safari (web browser), YouTube, and a few more. It's highly similar to the iPhone, but does not include PHONE-related features.
That iPod Touch is so cool! It's like I have an iPhone, but I can't talk to people with it! Just what I needed!
by DunKSme September 17, 2007
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(noun) a decent music player that usualy used for it internet pornagraphy capabilities among teenagers
Bill: "Hey dude, i got grounded for being caught watchin porn on my PC"
Bob: "that sux i just watch porn on my ipod touch and not get caught."
Bill: "fuck you"
by smokey-mcpot February 03, 2009
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I was scammed on ebay. I seriuosly thought the iPod Touch was an iPhone
by SoMePeRs0n/guy, November 21, 2007
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i love the ipod touch
by urbandictionary sux December 29, 2007
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If the iPods were on a TV show, the iPod Touch would definetly be the breakout character. It recently began to out-sell the Nano, making it one of the most popular portable media devices of all-time.
(iPod Classic is in the role of a single father living in San Francisco, the Nano and Touch are the two teenage siblings, and the Shuffle is the baby brother)

iPod Classic: Children! I have someone for you to meet! This your new adopted teenage brother, the iPod Touch!
(Laugh track goes "WOOOOOOOOOOOO!")
iPod Touch: It's a pleasure to meet you all!
iPod Nano: I don't want an older sibling! (starts crying and runs upstairs, and eats so much that it gets fat)
iPod Shuffle: I'm small and have no screen, but if you push down on my head, I can talk to you!
iPod Classic: Awww, he just said his first word!

(3 seasons later......)

iPod Classic: Wow iPod Touch, you're so awesome and cool that you were able to to turn the iPod Nano into a small piece of shit that can't even play videos! No wonder you're the most popular iPod!
by "The iPods" Executive Producer November 20, 2010
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A device capable of being an arrogant piece of shit with a mind of it's own while also being able to be the coolest ipod yet.
Jimmy: "Hey, my Ipod Touch has a mind of it's own. It's a bitch.''
Elliott: ''What do you mean?"
Jimmy: "Well, the other day, the internet kept turning on and off so I threw it and it started working again, but i still love it''.
Elliott: "Cool now i want one".
Jimmy: don't throw it too hard, or i guess we will have to call it Ifucked.""
by daddydoctor123 July 28, 2009
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totally kick ass ipod with a touch screen.
wayyy cooler than you will ever be. a reason to get jealous at people who have them.
internet access.
comes in 8gb, 16 gb, and 32 gb.
8=300
16=400
32=450
i think.
someone told me that apple lowered the price of the 8gb by 50 bucks a week after i got mine.
i got pissed, but that's life right?
8 gb is good enough,
you sould buy one, for sher.
kyle: omamagawshherzzz! i just got a creative zune!!!!!!111
me: i got the ipod touch.
kyle:....*cries*
by Kara-face April 17, 2008
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