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The end of the world as we know it. These little things of doom have brainwashed people through high pitched frequencies that can not be heard through the human hear directly from the pod itself. These sounds make you want ipods more and more. You will have to pre-pre-order the next model from Japan. These people who have the ipod will not tolerate insults or the tolerate fact that they have been brainwashed by the evil music device. They will call you a liar and try to harm you verbally and/or physically (trust me, i know). In fact, it is more than a music device. Thanks to hackers, you can get INTERNET and EMAIL on these things simply by loading a small program to it(no external hardware added)! Why, and how, could something only designed to play music pick up a wifi Internet signal? Hmm... Remember when you first bought that ipod, you give appple all your info (where you live, phone number, etc) They put that info in to the ipod and their data base so they can track you any where on earth! Ipods most likely have GPS in them to track you. And one day they are going to send you a signal to your pod of death and you will do their bidding. Kill, destroy, ruin all mankind as we know it. So don't support the apocalypse and get a NORMAL mp3 (or mp4) player!
i-person: Check out my 60gb video ipod!
me: those things brainwash you and are a sign of the apocalypse.
i-person: YOU LIAR! YOUR LYING! YOUL NEVER MAKE ME BELIEVE THAT!
me: You're just mad because brainwashed!
i-person: I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR FREAKIN' ARM OFF THEN PUT A PICTURE OF IT ON MY IPOD!
me: :runs away:
by Austin Merath September 06, 2006

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A hole in which one dumps money into. This hole just happens to hold more music than one will ever want to hear, and also provides the means to spend a ridiculously large amount of money on music and videos that you can get for *free.

*semi-legally
Person 1: dude, you're out of toilet paper!
Person 2: just use my iPod. it should be in the garbage can in there.
by Greg Skewis August 04, 2006

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A trendy, overhyped version of an mp3 player that helped save Apple from bankruptcy. As all Apple products, it is overpriced. Buying yourself a generic mp3 player or even one from Creative saves you 100 bucks as well as a piece of mind.
I used my entire paycheck to buy an ipod and play tasteless watered down music because my friends have one.
by JimmyRockFL January 19, 2006

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1. The only reason why the tech industry is split into two sides now. You have Apple on one side, and Microsoft, HTC, Nokia, HP, Dell, Motorola, RIM, Sony, Nintendo, Panasonic, Toshiba and pretty much every other company that has their name plated in cheap chrome and glued on to almost any product that has a microprocessor in it, on one side.

2. The number 1 reason for envy in our modern society

3. The bar which splits society in two classes, rich and poor, according to those who owns an iPod.

4. A way to escape the nagging mom and into fantasy land where everyone dresses black turtle-necks and jeans.
1. Steve: "Today, we will re-invent the phone." - 2007

abc: "We introduce to you our new touch screen smart phone, Motorola Droid X!" - 2010

by then, Steve would've already re-invented the phone 4 times!

2. Tom:"HELP!!! I'm being robbed!"

Dick:"Mom, that poor man is being robbed. Shouldn't we help him?"

Dick's mom:"No honey he has an iPod. He deserved it."

3. Kid A: "Santa, what do I get for christmas?"

Santa: "Your family is rich and has donated a lot to our church, how about an iPod?"

Kid B: "Santa, I want an iPod too!"

Santa: "Kid, many things in life are destined. How about I give you a pair of socks instead?"

Kid B: "Oh Wow! Yay! Thanks Santa!"

4. Mom: "Tom, I thought I told you to.........!!!!!"

Tom: "Sorry mom! I'm iPodding and can't hear you! Can you speak louder?" -increases the volume as soon as he's finished his sentence.
by boughtanipodandregret July 19, 2010

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A Racist piece of equipment
Dude #1: What color iPod did you get?
Dude #2: Black
Dude #1: Racist son of a bitch!!
by EVDW March 08, 2009

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Anyone that thinks an iPod is bad has never had one and is just a dumb hater. iPods dominate all other mp3 players because they're a milllion times easier to use, sleeker, have a large capacity, and work unless you're a complete dumbass and break it. Also, Apple has a wonderful warranty program and will replace your battery for free. CUNTS
iPod > Creative Zen and anyone that disagrees wants to be cool by going against the majority of the population but are just bitches
by Sean Driscoll September 17, 2008

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A $300 music player that costs more, gets stolen more often, and suffers from poorer audio quality than a CD player.
iPod user: Dude, my iPod fits in my POCKET!
Me: Wow, my CD player does too!
iPod User: Can your CD player hold 5 bazillion songs?
Me: No, I only have 10 CDs
iPod User: Yeah, but my songs sound better
Me: *starts snickering*
iPod user: And it lasts longer
Me: *Laughs out loud* I've had the SAME CD player since 2002 and it still works like a charm, Retard!
by Fizzler December 20, 2006

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