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A relatively small device that allows a consumer to convert their CD collection into MP3 format and download their music collection for portable listening pleasure. It costs a lot of dough (buy a Rio or whatever if you’re still mad at the price) because of the exceptional audio sound of not only the device itself, but the home, office, and car accessories it has. If you travel, have a very large music collection, or desire to utilize all of your friends’ and relatives’ music collections, then you should probably invest in an ipod. ipod’s are God’s gift to mankind.
person one: Well, off to work, I'd better make sure my ipod's charged up.

person two: ipods are dumb and expensive.

person one: Oh, what kind of ipod do you have?

Person two: I don't have an ipod, I just like to bitch about things that aren't directly related to me.
by Land-0 February 03, 2006
 
1.
Thw world's smallest form of penis compensation.
Make sure you wear your white headphones everywhere you go while struting around in your tight pants and white belt while listening to the latest Hawthorne Heights song. Who cares if you have no class or taste, you're cool.
by Amall July 31, 2005
 
2.
I bought one of these with my saved money. iPods are a waste of space on earth.

1. It holds more songs than anyone will ever own in their lives.
2. It says 12 hour battery life, but lasts for dick hours
3. Limited rechargeable battery - there are only a certain amount of charges you can use and then you have to pay a bazillion dollars for a new god damn battery.
4. Covering scratches easily, and if you don't want the screen to look like a cat was trying to find drugs in it, you have to buy a 50 dollar rubber case that yellows with time.
5. So overpriced for such a piece of shit. $420.00 CDN for it alone, and then a 3-year warranty which bumped it up to $508.00.

Seriously. Go die, Apple.
"Holy crap, you have an iPod! That's so cool! How many songs does it hold?"
"Five thousand."
"How many do you have on it?"
"About 200."
"Why the shit did you get a 20 GB then"
"........I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you"
by lindsay the gangster June 03, 2005
 
3.
Everything wrong with western society contained within a small media player.
Person A: OMG, dude! I just bought an ipod!

Person B: What, on purpose?
by _Larry_ July 06, 2005
 
4.
The Most Expensive way to listen to music.
If have two options. Pay $10,000 to download 10,000 mp3's for Ipod, or pay $14.95 and download 10,000 mp3. hmmmm
by Doug Hightower September 03, 2005
 
5.
a topic on urbandictionary.com that has been used to discuss the pros and cons of ipods between viewers. Besides it is too expensive and the only reason it has more sales than any other is because people are stupid
read all of the other entries to see what i mean
by marko April 14, 2005
 
6.
An Apple Computer branded mp3 player with a large capacity solid state hard drive.
Hey John... send me that new 1108 Thugz track so I can put it on my iPod.
by Mike Rundle April 29, 2003
 
7.
the same thing as a Creative Zen in all respects except it looks a little cooler and costs twice as much.
-hey i got my 60 gig Ipod ofr just $500!

-you dumbass, I got my 60 gig zen for $250!
by green phantom February 26, 2005