1. An Apple creation (thanx to Steve Jobs & friends).
2. Initially underated but proved it's magnificence via an astounding staying-power in the cellular phone market.
3. Every haters worst nightmare.
4. A (f*cking incredible) substitute for a Black Berry.
5. Any damn thing you want it to be (well, given Mommy lets you use her credit card to download apps from the app store).
1. .::Apple Cult Meeting::.
Steve Jobs : "Greetings minions ! I've got a plan today...let's create an uber versatile phone to dominate the cell phone market. We'll name it...the...uhm...the *thinks hard*
Apple Minion : "I know! Let's call it the iPh--"
Steve Jobs: "The iPhone! Yes! We'll name it the iPhone...jee...I didn't even need your help. 'Cos I'm the boss and I rule everything."
2. Dumbf*ck: "Gee, the iPhone is so whack. It has nothing."
Me: Ok. Dumbf*ck, then tell me why you always using my phone to use the internet, iPod, navigation, camera, video and stuff. Mmmm, that's right, 'cos you want it you little b*tch!"
3. Me : *on my iPhone*
Hater: "Get yourself a real phone. The iPhone's whack."
Me: "And by 'real' phone do you mean a model similar to yours. Huh, don't think so."
Hater: "Oh yeah, well I STILL think it's not cool."
Me: "And I STILL think living at your mom's house is not cool."
*Hater flees while crying like a little bitch...that he is, of course.*
4. Petunia: "What phone do you have?"
Me: "iPhizzle my nizzle. U?"
Me: "Black Berry? Why am I not surprised?"
5. Thanks to all the amazing apps at the app store, the iPhone can be a torch, mini recording studio equipment, magazine, tv, radio, iTrip, fortune teller, remote control, yoga instructor, dictionary, gaming device etc ...the list is endless! No, really!!
1. A bad excuse for an ipod
and not good enough to be a phone
. So they settled on calling it an iphone. Apple thinks it's cute to add 'i' infront of all their products. For no apparent reason the iphone is not sold in Apple
, but is sold in only AT&T
while the ipod touch
is sold is found everywhere!
2. It is pretty much the same as an ipod touch
with the same interface and applications, but it can call and has a camera.
3. A retard ipod touch
that fell in the hands of evolution.
1. Customer: Is this the Apple store?
Representative: Yes it is. How can i help you?
Customer: Can you show me the iphones please?
Representative: I'm sorry sir we dont sell them. You have to go to AT&T and you don't have to be a customer.
Customer: What the f***? You make the iphones!!
*goes to AT&T*
Customer: Can i have an iphone?
AT&T asshole: First you have to get a line then you have to select a plan, but you have to pay in advance, then you sign a 5 year contract and THEN you can select the phone of your choice then you're screwed.
2. Friend1: Hey, I just got an ipod touch!
Friend2: Cool I have an iphone, can your ipod touch call?
Friend1:No... *starts to look sad*
Friend2: Can you take a picture of me with it?
Friend1: Don't judge me!! *runs away crying*
3. maleiphone: Hey honey! im back from the business trip. How's our baby?
femaleiphone: He can't call and he has no loudspeaker!
maleiphone: Well I have to ask. Were you lonely when I was gone?
femaleiphone: No it's not what you think! I swear I never talked to, or even looked at, an ipod touch when you were gone!
maleiphone: It must be from your side of the family!
cross-breed of an ipod and a phone
ipod + phone = iphone
something that always gets stolen.
yesterday i brought my iphone to school and someone stole it.
The only tool anyone will ever need. A new one comes out every other week and somehow gets more and more awesome. People pretend to hate it and play with their android in the corner of their moms basement and cry themselves to sleep evert night looking at the sickly android market. The iPhones will one day take over the world and you know you love it.
1: dude you've gotta see this video on YouTube (from android)
1: hold on it's still loading
2: (whips out iPhone watches video and opens the piece of crap killer app and blows android into the sky where it is rejected by alian lifeforms)
1: (Runs away crying to his corner and admires iPhone awesomeausity)
A phone that contains everything perfect in the world.
Person 1 "Hey you got an iPhone"
Person 2 "Yep... wow the immortal app is only 30p now!"
When a spouse or boyfriend takes on a petite, black mistress that he can’t keep his hands off of and always tries to find an excuse to stroke. She is commonly located inches from his cock. Often results in a broken family due to the love of a god damn phone.
Girlfriend: I can’t believe you guys are splitting.
Wife: That iphone is a total home wrecker.... and I can't believe he's into blacks.