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Apple's newest production. It's sure to restructure education and the way we read.
Adam: I can't wait to get my new iPad! I'm going to be so cool! Now people won't make fun of me for reading books!

Jack: Yeah! Now they'll just call you an Apple Geek which is WAY better than a bookworm!
by Applegeek January 27, 2010
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I Poop Alot Disorder. Occurs when an individual lacks the fortitude to take responsibility for their own short comings. Gods way of punishing their tool like actions and complete lack of tact by making them poop....alot.
I spent all day in the bathroom, i suffer from iPad.
by crones April 23, 2007
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I like to play my iPad
by Dictionarydude43 June 18, 2016
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1. The word someone uses for an mp3 player when:
A) they think the name for an mp3 player made by Apple is an Ipad
B) they think that every mp3 player is made by Apple

2. A patch that you may use to cover your eyes for various reasons. It is sometimes used mistakenly by people trying to refer to mp3 players.
1. "whoa! dude, why do you have three ipads? don't you only need one?"

2. "No, I need to cover both of my eyes, and my pirate friend needs one too."
by 1_uca March 13, 2005
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A revolutionary tablet designed by Apple with a slick interface. It fits the gap between the iPhone and the MacBook.
by Stozball January 27, 2010
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If you compare it with Android tablets, then you will see iPad is a completely useless tablet computer that you can only play games with it.
A: Hey you got a Galaxy Note 10.1, I bet yours is not as smooth as my iPad 4

B: I have got real multitasking and a s-pen to ease print-screen, UI as smooth as iPad, how about yours?

A: ... Hell no, multitasking will slow your Note down, we don't need that anyway.

B: Android devices are ready for everything, yours is just ready for you to game on.
by HKwan March 30, 2013
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The electronic tampon (commonly referred to as an iPad) is a very crappy sanitary napkin for women with web browsing capabilities. The tampon should not be confused with a real computer, as computers actually have a keyboard, an x86 or x86_64 processor and upgradability.

The tampon is designed specifically for two kinds of women, poor ones and stupid ones. The poor ones buy the tampon because they cannot afford a real computer, the stupid ones buy the tampon because they either don't know how to use a real computer or mistake the tampon for a real computer.

The tampon is a plague among us and must be stopped. The tampon is taking away marketshare from real computers including Apple's Mac's. The tampon is destroying the computer industry and hurting software developers like myself who choose to develop for COMPUTERS, NOT TOYS.

The tampon does have one good use, as a woman's sanitary napkin.
Julian from Family Guy no doubt owns an iPad.
by iBoy2G October 05, 2012
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