The electronic tampon (commonly referred to as an iPad) is a very crappy sanitary napkin for women with web browsing capabilities. The tampon should not be confused with a real computer, as computers actually have a keyboard, an x86 or x86_64 processor and upgradability.

The tampon is designed specifically for two kinds of women, poor ones and stupid ones. The poor ones buy the tampon because they cannot afford a real computer, the stupid ones buy the tampon because they either don't know how to use a real computer or mistake the tampon for a real computer.

The tampon is a plague among us and must be stopped. The tampon is taking away marketshare from real computers including Apple's Mac's. The tampon is destroying the computer industry and hurting software developers like myself who choose to develop for COMPUTERS, NOT TOYS.

The tampon does have one good use, as a woman's sanitary napkin.
Julian from Family Guy no doubt owns an iPad.
by iBoy2G October 05, 2012
The most expensive but useless rectangle on earth
Me : With an iPad, um..... you can draw a rectangle!
by askdjfkhajsk January 14, 2012
A revolutionary new device from Apple, Inc, filling the niche between a computer and a smartphone. Perfect for surfing pornography during important meetings while still looking like you are on the cutting edge of technology.
Cope: "Is that the new 3G iPad?"
Panik: "it sure is. Go over those synergies again? I have something to view on this thing."
by Mindflayer May 03, 2010
Apple's newest iProduct

The iPad is the worlds most expensive menstrual product. you get one per package that can only be used once for the amazing price of $499

Available at Apple stores and ladies restrooms worldwide
Girl: Fuck Kotex, I got the Apple iPad
by applealex February 01, 2010
A device created by Apple that features all the convenience of watching porn on an iPod touch, with the big screen of a laptop.
Dude 1: "Is that Backdoor Sluts III!?"

Dude 2: "You bet it is!"

Dude 1: "Wow, I sure am glad you spent $500 on that iPad! Now I can clearly watch your mobile porn from the reflection on the French doors!!!"
by Their Pseudonym July 22, 2010
A tablet made by Apple in early 2010. Also something that most of the people who wrote the definitions of iPad on this site like to rage over simply because they can't afford one. There are PLENTY of differences between the iPad and the iPod touch. There are office programs, a ton of apps that are exclusive to the iPad, more processing power, and many, many other things.
The iPad is an amazing tablet made by Apple. If you don't like it, that's fine. Nobody said you had to, if you'd rather use a kindle, go right ahead. Just don't bash something because you don't like it. Seriously, I wager that the majority of the people who wrote the definitions on this site for the iPad haven't even used one before.
by Anonymous2837272 December 25, 2013
A great piece of technology made by Apple. It's a cool gadget that can be in the form of an iPad Air, iPad Mini, or simply iPad. Also known as a tablet computer, it looks like an over-sized iPhone. It's better to play mobile games on an iPad instead of an iPhone. It also has many features that the iPhone has, but many iPad versions still connot perform phone calls.
Guy #1: "Hey look, mom bought me an iPad!"
Guy #2: "OMG lucky you!"
by HaL9000 October 08, 2015
An electronic device that is used to contact others or play games. FaceTime is used to video call your best friends and loved ones who maybes live far away from you in the world. iMessage is used to chat like texting basically. App Store is where you download apps ( games and social network) and iTunes is used to download videos and songs. Safari isn't a jungle it is a place where you can search like google.
Millie was taking a selfie on her ipad
by xmilisnotonfirex February 19, 2015
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