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While texting with an iPhone or a similar smartphone, send your friends a naked iLady by using the following characters:

First text: (.Y.) OR ( . Y . ) (breasts; add a space on either side of the period/nipple to make the boobs bigger
Then text: l . l (abdomen/navel)
Then text: ({8}) (hips/ass/vag/asshole)

She should come out looking like this:

(.Y.)
l . l
((8))

She doesn't have a face, but kissing on the mouth is too personal anyway.....we're going right for that stretchy 8....
Julie sent me an iLady during my sales presentation and I laughed my ass off as each text came in!!! Look at the huge vag she has!!! Stretchy 8!!

(.Y.)
l . l
((8))
by wildcatavm2 August 31, 2011
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